chomping munch

when a man goes down on a girl against his will, also includes eating anywhere in the region of the anus and butt cheeks all the way through to the top of the vagina.

"I chomped so much munch last night, and only to get those Monster energy drinks I wanted."
"She made me chomp munch last night."
"Chomping munch is something you do against your will, and you better get the whole region!"

by Count Chocula Brocula July 28, 2017

Chopping Chedder

cuting the cheese, ripping gas, farting

Yo,somebody was chopping chedder, it stanks up in here.

by Kangoe Joe October 25, 2003

champing

to remove the inner "cancer paper" of a middleton black and mild cigar and reroll it without the "cancer paper".

yo man, let's champ that black and mild

by blacksabbath July 15, 2005

Choosing

When a person shows interest in more than one person in the same social circle

I was texting her at first, after she saw Gabe she was choosing.

by Jeff_TheWhale August 9, 2018

Volume Chumping

The act performed by a caucasian who is driving while loudly listening to a tight hip-hop jam, but suddenly approaches a stop sign or red light. If the driver notices a black person within close proximity, he/she will attempt to subtly turn down the volume. This volume adjustment is done to avoid the uncomfortable feeling of the black person noticing that the driver is just another cracker trying to be down, but failing miserably.

Once James pulled up to an intersection and saw the potential for his cover to be blown, he started volume chumping to minimize his exposure.

by Snocap November 16, 2006

Chopping parsley

Eatting pussy

Steps for sex:

1. Kissing
2. Touching
3. Chopping parsley
4. Insertion

After we kissed, I slid her pants off and began chopping her parsley

by MJBL January 10, 2012

On the chopping block

A person who's on the chopping block is in danger of losing their job or getting into serious trouble. A project that's on the chopping block is likely to be terminated.

Matt really put his head on the chopping block when he started

spending all the money that doesn't belonged to him.

by Morphius13 July 13, 2016