chromie homie

The name you give to your mentally challenged friend (for they have an extra chromosome)

"Yeah I know David has autism but we're chill, he's my chromie homie"

"That special ed kid is my homie with an extra chromie"

by TheRollexWatch November 28, 2016

Chomes

good friends

i hope one day we all move into a mansion and have chomes house...

by lydiogames September 16, 2017

Chomper

(n.) A Chomper is someone who talks incessantly, typically in a crowd, annoying the people around him/her. It is especially an issue that comes up at concerts when the music act is on stage performing, and people would really just like to focus on listening to the music, but the Chomper goes on with their useless conversation, oblivious to their surroundings.

Hey, could somebody please tell that Chomper to shut the fuck up? I'm trying to listen to the music.

by Jacaranda July 28, 2019

Chodie Shearer

When your Chode gets hard for your 8th grade science teacher

I just got a Chodie Shearer when I saw my sexy 8th grade science teacher

by Jeffery Epstein June 29, 2021

extra chromie

When you or someone else has an extra chromosome causing them to be retarded

Bro I think Melisa from the Voice has an extra chromie

by PPSOFTBrynanna May 16, 2019

Chomik

The word "Chomik" originates from Poland, being the polish word for "hamster".

"Ay bro, I found a Chomik lying dead over there."
"Kill yourself."

by JustJoon January 22, 2022

Chmiel Rule

A method used mostly on multiple choice tests, quizzes, or worksheets that uses educated guessing based on similarities of the given answers. This is expected to work better than random guessing as the question creator tends to use similar answers to trick and confuse the person answering. This is to be used when you have absolutely no clue how to attempt the problem, or you just don't give a fuck, but still want a better chance to be correct. Named Chmiel Rule after Kevin Chmiel who stabilized this method and found it to be very effective during several multiple choice tests and quizzes. When the correct answer does not follow this method in any manner it is known as a Brinker Complex.

Evaluate the integral of the function (x^2+x+3)/x over boundaries 1 to 8?
a) 40+3ln(7)
b) 38.5+3ln(8)
c) 10+ln(8)
d) 38.5
e) 0

B is the logical guess using Chmiel Rule (and is correct) since there are 3 ln's, 2/3 of those have a 3 in front of them, 2 of the questions have 38.5. B has the most commonalities so guess B (Or learn 2 calculus).

by ShrapnelMagnet June 5, 2011