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Person who chokes, especially in an athletic endeavor. Person who fails in any endeavor, with some flair or bravado. Related to the fact that Pocahontas died of pneumonia, or choked to death.
"Dude, I can't believe he missed that easy shot to win the game".
"I know man, he's a real chokeahontas".
"I know man, he's a real chokeahontas".
by George Schuldberg January 27, 2006
Get the chokeahontas mug.The process by which regular masturbation (or to bate oneself) has become so tedious and lackluster that a new method concentrated around "sexual asphyxiation" must be put into effect in order to maintain high levels of arousal.
This process is usually done with an object capable of strangulation such as a belt or for the pros, an actual noose
It is usually recommended that the chokebater has a "spotter" in case of emergency, but this concept basically defeats the art of masturbation.
This process is usually done with an object capable of strangulation such as a belt or for the pros, an actual noose
It is usually recommended that the chokebater has a "spotter" in case of emergency, but this concept basically defeats the art of masturbation.
Friend 1: Dude it's getting pretty bad
Friend 2: What is?
Friend 1: Seriously its like nothing can turn me on anymore when I'm trying to bate.
Friend 2: Do you ever watch like super hardcore shit, like snuff films or whatever.
Friend 1: No man, I'm not that weird. Its just that there is something missing.
Friend 2: Well, I heard Tony tried that one thing where he put a noose around his neck and right before he was about to pass out, blew a huge load and said it was the coolest thing ever.
Friend 1: Chokebate?
Friend 2: Yep, thats it
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The action can physically be seen in:
"Weeds" on Showtime. Kevin Nealon as Doug in Season 5.
Friend 2: What is?
Friend 1: Seriously its like nothing can turn me on anymore when I'm trying to bate.
Friend 2: Do you ever watch like super hardcore shit, like snuff films or whatever.
Friend 1: No man, I'm not that weird. Its just that there is something missing.
Friend 2: Well, I heard Tony tried that one thing where he put a noose around his neck and right before he was about to pass out, blew a huge load and said it was the coolest thing ever.
Friend 1: Chokebate?
Friend 2: Yep, thats it
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The action can physically be seen in:
"Weeds" on Showtime. Kevin Nealon as Doug in Season 5.
by Crark July 14, 2010
Get the Chokebate mug.When a person with a chode opens up the end of their pee hole, so that the pee hole looks like a little mouth on a salamander.
by Poops Mc Gee August 6, 2008
Get the Chodemander mug.Where two gentlemen each grab one another's throat with one hand. The other free hand then grabs the opponents boner and begins wanking. It is a race of choking and mutual masturbation. The first to pass out or not cum loses.
by 24tShoe August 4, 2011
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Boss: YOUR FIRED!
John: What the fuck
Boss: "Being choked"
John: CHOKEAHOLIC
Boss: "Being choked violently"
Furry Animal heimlich maneuver
John: What the fuck
Boss: "Being choked"
John: CHOKEAHOLIC
Boss: "Being choked violently"
Furry Animal heimlich maneuver
by Cap'n Morgan Crunch January 31, 2010
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