texas chokehold

after the man is running around and his balls are all sweaty he goes inside and the woman blows him and gets naucious from the ball sweat smell and pukes on his stomach

taylor went running and got alot of ball sweat and when katie blew him following his runnimg and got sick and threw up on his stomach which is the texas chokehold

by paul bunting December 24, 2009

Dresden chokehold

1) The act of inflicting a large amount of pain on one's erect penis by squeezing it until it hurts. Thus, causing the erection to rapidly go away.
2) A form of torture considered too barbaric to be used by the Spanish Inquisition.

Adam is a master at the Dresden chokehold

by Harry Dresden January 27, 2009

Ukrainian Chokehold

The men would be in a U position while the girl is ontop of him backwards and on so it would look like a 69 position only shaped U. The ass would be on the guys face while the girl moves her head backwards and licks his penis while gaging yourself.

I did the ukrainian chokehold with my Bff.

by Titious Mcgee June 12, 2009

Moroccan Chokehold

A sexual act in which the male cums into a condom, then promptly removes the condom and strangles his sexual partner with the condom, catching them by surprise.

Man1: Wheres Patricia?
Man2: She was found dead in her apartment.... something about a Moroccan Chokehold?
Man1: Oh, shit.

by SRT2 October 29, 2009

has me in a chokehold

something or someone that has control over you/your mind

them: isn't this idol pretty?
me: yeah she has me in a chokehold.

by starlingkismet August 06, 2023

rear nakie chokehold

PUT your bitch in a rear chokehold and insert penis in various holes hold on tight a fill that guttersluts ass upp with mangoo

jonny rear nakie chokehOLD his bitch till he burst!

by BIGG SAUCE BOSS July 07, 2011

tennessee chicken chokehold

When you have a hole in the crotch of your underwear and a corresponding hole in the crotch of your shorts so that when you sit down both balls fall out of both holes and get caught outside your shorts. When one ball falls out and get caught this is a Mississippi chicken chokehold.

I didn't realize my boxers and my shorts had a hole in them until I sat down and saw I had my balls in a Tennessee chicken chokehold.

by etmo November 30, 2018