Fake Chowed

Fake Chowed - When acting like you are eating a girl out; Using only your fingers, with your head cocked to the side one the girls thigh (so you have the ability to breath), while making a cartoon sound with your tounge flickering it up and down in your mouth.= untill you make the bitch cummm.

I fake chowed the DJ's mom last night!

by TOPHER816 June 22, 2011

choked the shit out of her

Getting head from a chick who can't handle a massive cock

"Dude I choked the shit out of her"

by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003

Chored

British slang used amongst youths for having something stolen

"Some pikey chored my bike last night"

by Nokia God November 6, 2016

choked up

someone who can't get their words straight and can't get them out right

chokie:um that duge..uhh i mean dude

Straight:your choked up son

by Dani Dagger March 17, 2008

choked

really angry, or speechless. usually means you're surprised and really upset/angry.

girl #1: whyd she do this to me.... im so choked
girl #2: she's a bitch, thats why

by asdfdasdf November 21, 2010

Chored

Verb; similar to yoink.
Originating in British schools, this is the acting of taking another's possession without owner's consent; albeit on a smaller scale. For example, you could chore someone's detention slip (usual reply: "Why should I care? You've just chored my ticket to Hell. Thanks."), whilst you couldn't chore something larger, eg. a quarry.

The chorification of this possession is almost always accompanied with a loud, high pitched squeal of "CHORED!"

Lawyer: This, you honour, is the knife found at the scene of the crime.
Jury member: *swipes bag* CHORED!!! *runs off*
Judge: Court adjourned on account of ... THAT nob over there.

by GrandpaGroove January 23, 2008

chokedabitch

Term used in social circles to describe the action of strangulation, usually associated with sexual intercourse.
Word Origin: Slang derived by upper-class citizens stemming from the commonly used words - Choked, a, and bitch

While fucking a girl in the backroom of a strip club, she asked me to choke her, so I put my dickbeaters up by her neck. Then she told me "No, really choke me". So then I chokedabitch.

by thekaji October 7, 2008