diverged from the two words "chode" and the plural form of platapus or "platypode" the word chodeapode is a platypus whos penis is twice the mass of the rest of its body.
by the platypode March 30, 2010
Get the chodeapode mug.CHODEHAWK, noun- Unusually short stubby mohawk,most pronounced if the user has a big head may also be applied to a fauxhawk if said fauxhawks length is not greater than its width and/or the difference between the fauxhawk and the remaining hair is no greater than a 2 to 3 ratio.
Lilly:Have you seen Gerbers new haircut?
Barney: Looks over then bust out laughing
Lilly: Whats so funny?
Barney: He has a Chodehawk!
Lilly:What?
Barney:His hair, its not proportional to his head
Lilly: O god i see it, i can never keep a straight face when i see him now.
Barney: Chodehawk!!
Lilly: Chodehawk!
Barney: Looks over then bust out laughing
Lilly: Whats so funny?
Barney: He has a Chodehawk!
Lilly:What?
Barney:His hair, its not proportional to his head
Lilly: O god i see it, i can never keep a straight face when i see him now.
Barney: Chodehawk!!
Lilly: Chodehawk!
by Barnaby Norris Grylls January 2, 2012
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Woody- “Hey, have you heard about The Chodesters?”
Tommy- “ Yeah, I heard they’re big streets and small in the bed.”
Tommy- “ Yeah, I heard they’re big streets and small in the bed.”
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Get the chodesauce mug.A penisman who has no confidence, no friends, and a tiny penis.
This person is more than likely disliked by everyone he or she knows.
Typically this is used to describe only males but is very versatile.
This word is harsher than Penisman, Peniswoman, and Vaginaman combined
This person is more than likely disliked by everyone he or she knows.
Typically this is used to describe only males but is very versatile.
This word is harsher than Penisman, Peniswoman, and Vaginaman combined
You suck Chodeman!
Eat it Chodeman!
...CHODEMAN!
Oh yeah? Well at least I'm a damn penisman you chodeman idiot.
Eat it Chodeman!
...CHODEMAN!
Oh yeah? Well at least I'm a damn penisman you chodeman idiot.
by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010
Get the Chodeman mug.The hairiest chode in the world. When you walk, it emits a sound such like that of Chewbacca of Star Wars. Only this sounds like, 'MmmmChoooooooooooooooooode.'
by z.e.c.h January 22, 2006
Get the Chodebacca mug.1.When your dick is so short it reminds people of t-rex arms in proportion to your balls.
2. When somebody is being a real fistfuck dickstain and you need to express your eternal rage through dick related vocabulary.
2. When somebody is being a real fistfuck dickstain and you need to express your eternal rage through dick related vocabulary.
1. Rylie: Oh my god Dan's dick is so short, it's like a chodasaurus rex!
2. Larry: HEY GUYS DO YOU LIKE SODA?
Other guys: How about beer?
Larry: I DON'T DRINK BEER ITS BAD FOR YOUR LIVER AND IT MAKES YOU DRIVE VERY BADLY
Other guys: Larry, sweet biscuitfucking christ, stop being such a chodasaurus rex and find some friends who don't believe that you pleasure yourself to the home and garden channel.
2. Larry: HEY GUYS DO YOU LIKE SODA?
Other guys: How about beer?
Larry: I DON'T DRINK BEER ITS BAD FOR YOUR LIVER AND IT MAKES YOU DRIVE VERY BADLY
Other guys: Larry, sweet biscuitfucking christ, stop being such a chodasaurus rex and find some friends who don't believe that you pleasure yourself to the home and garden channel.
by areallycoolguy May 2, 2009
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