chodemonkey

a stain or remnants left by ejaculating chode onto fabrics eg:sheets,curtains etc

"my god man you left a chodemonkey on my curtains!!"

by barrycheeko July 7, 2006

Choderanus

A chode that is the worst among other chodes. the Highest leval of chode. This guy literally screams chode when he or even she walks into a room.

dude 1: hey where that random guy came from is he friends with u?

dude 2: well unfortunately yes he is with me but i try not to hang around him too much due to the fact that hes a total Choderanus!

by Gold Cobra2011 July 6, 2011

Chodeman

A man or woman who dresses like a road man and acts like a chav or is a mix of the both

You know Rhys he is a scummy little Chodeman

by ChodeMan Faggot June 28, 2017

Chidewalk

1. The act of writing on a sidewalk with chalk
2. Sidewalk chalk

Lets go chidewalking on the nabors driveway!

I have red, green, blue and purple chidewalk

by catherine Gregory February 13, 2008

Chidewalk

1. The act of writing on a sidewalk with chalk
2. Sidewalk chalk

Lets go chidewalking on the nabors driveway!

I have red, green, blue and purple chidewalk

by catherine Gregory February 13, 2008

Chodemonkey

Universal term.

1. He's a chodemonkey.
2. I am the chodemonkey.
3. What the chodemonkey?
4. I chodemonkey, you chodemonkey, he chodemonkeys, we all chodemonkey all the chodemonkey time.
5. That chodemonkey jumps up and down chodemonkely
6. Why are you so chodemonkey?
7. That chodemonkey just evolved into a naked mole chode

by Chodemonkey.. June 16, 2010

chodwank

The art of masturbation by a bumbling halfwit

What's that on Webcam?...it's just chod having a chodwank

by monobollocks April 20, 2018