Chiori

A girl who, although tiny in stature, is bound with an abundance of charisma. She speaks in animated inflections of vocal tonality. Friendly, caring, and generous, she attracts many new people. However, whom she considers her friends is much more important than knowing eight hundred and twenty three acquaintances. Hugs hold more value than handshakes with her. Open and more optimistic than cynical, she thinks in Technicolor, not black and white, making for lengthy, intimate conversation when she's with other likeminded people who also usher in new ideas. Born with an active imagination, children storybooks are never far from her reach. She keeps her day-to-day refreshing by looking through childlike eyes. But don't be hoodwinked by her innocent doe-eyed head tilts, because she is a natural born car saleslady who can easily persuade you with her aforementioned charisma and quick tongue, shooting you with her bullet points about why it's her way—and not the highway—that is more efficient. And usually, she is right. She can be down-to-ground mellow one minute and passionately stubborn the next, speaking her mind as free as Peter Pan drifting amongst the morning stars. So don't cross her. However, be sure not to confuse this aggressiveness as spiteful; she just knows what she likes and dislikes. Overall, you need more people like her in your life. Make an effort to know her, and she'll always offer a sonic boom of a helping hand.

"I'm tired of these other girls surface-talking about gossip. Can we have more of a Chiori conversation?"
"Man, I just don't want to go. Stop trying to Chiori me into going."
"Let's go to Disneyland! I feel so Chiori right now!"
"Don't be so Daria about life. Be more Chiori."
"You need to get over yourself. Start thinking about those around you. It's the Chiori thing to do."

by b.meddlesome February 25, 2010

Chloriballs

When you drop 10 chlorine tabs in the pool filter and leave it for a day then swim in the pool for 4 hours and find your balls have acid burns on them, and you will be doing the waddle walk all day long, this requires at least 4 people to perform, and leads to the quadtroddle walk, another new word. Also bloody water burn balls.

10 chlorine tabs + 4 people + 4hours of usage=chloriballs(bloody balls)

my chloriballs is acting up again

by DiamondHawk July 8, 2010

chlorine sharts

After taking a load in your anal cavity after anal sex, and just when you think it is all out, you fart and a pleasant smelling white liquid lines your underpants.

I came so much last night in Jimmy's butt he chlorine sharts in my truck and stained my seat through his pants. Now my car smells like a pool.

by bowl of boners December 14, 2013

Choribasa

Something med students in poland are subject to. Especially ones at PUMS. It’s essentially a blend between the local sausage link and the ever imposing girth of the Spanish delicacy ....the chorizo. Most med students in poland are often on the run from the choribasa and fear it. It can come out of nowhere especially on test day. Once you come in contact with the choribasa your ass tends to hurt for a few days and it takes some getting used to in order to accept the fact that the mighty choribasa is never far and always willing to give you a taste.

Student 1:Man........ I got the choribasa on that test. It was awful. I didnt have a snowballs chance in hell. Walked into the testing center and I could tell I needed to brace for impact.

Student 2: Yeah bro.....i still have the choribasa in my ass from pathology block 3. Ive just learned to accept that its now stuck in there for a while. It is what it is

Student 1: yeah man.....its the reality. I’d just appreciate it if they gave us some lube next time.

by Z rocket May 19, 2021

Chorizasos

To slap a person using a penis. Derived from the Spanish slang term chorizo, which means penis.

A esa vieja le gusta que le den chorizasos!
That girl likes getting dick slapped!

by ESA-Man! June 29, 2009

chlorine

The cologne of summer

*Sniff* Hey dude, it's May 1st and I smelled some chlorine by my pool this morning, summer is near baby!

by WCvolvo April 25, 2010

chlorine

1. A diatomic chemical element, number 17, which is a yellow-green gas and can form many compounds such as sodium choride.
2. The mixture of chlorine with various other chemicals that is added to pools.

I need to add some chlorine to my pool.

by 5'1"Racer July 15, 2005