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"You know the type, Bros who think The Chive is the end-all of the Internet."
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Being chill, awesome, cool , wicked, amazingly great and supportive.
Going to the chive.com and looking at all the beautiful and amazing Chivettes. I was chiving some hot a smexy chivettes the other day before the dar was released.
by Raboto290 April 24, 2011
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The Chive is just a way of life for the greatest community of misfits, hooligans, and sexy creatures to ever assemble. So when we say Chive On, it means we support our Troops and all First Responders. It's about working hard and playing harder. It's about paying it forward through Random Acs of Kindness. It's about coming through for the Chive Charities and supporting one another through humor and optimism. It's about not giving a fuck while giving the most fucks. We know how to tell a joke and how to take one. We're note legion, we're LEGEND. We don't wear masks, we wear the best tee's to ever be sold. Oh, and it's just a website with a shit-ton of entertaining pictures and videos; mostly boobs, bacon, adorable cats and Bill Fucking Murray
by ATLChive465 November 6, 2013
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Chives, most people call them green onions, but they're really scallions.
The misuses always fixes a plate of relish with them little carrot sticks. Y'know, olives, pickles, chives...most folks call 'em "green onions" , but they're really scallions. Have you ever noticed that, Joe?

See: Firesign Theater, Stan Freberg -Christmas Dragnet (1953)
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Chivee will bring a bomb of happiness and laughter into your life. His presence is always a must because he brings life to any place he goes. He has the most banging hair known to mankind. Girls, if you think you have nice hair.. you obviously haven't met a Chivee! He has the eyes of romance and with them he can tell you his feelings without saying a single word. His heart of gold can be taken for granted by some but he will remain loyal to those. He is warm blooded. Girls, if you need that wolf in your life get at a Chivee because you will never suffer during cold days/nights. His hands are as soft as a baby's bottom and his nails are smooth as can be. He is a master of sweets and baking treats. He is an honest lover and any girl that has a slight chance to be his girl should consider herself lucky to the bones! The time spent with him is that of a lifetime. Sorry boys but once a girl kisses the lips of Chivee, that one romantic moment you shared with her in the past is literally six feet underground. A kiss from him will replace a girls first kiss. Yes, it is that amazing of a spark! His lips share his world with you and nothing seems to matter. It could be 2012 and the world could be coming to an end but if you're kissing Chivee, everything would be out of tune from your ears and irrelevant. He makes girls fall in love with his smile and might I add he has a pretty cute booty.

I once knew a Chivee, He is unforgettable.
His hair is banging! He must be a Chivee!
by lady of blind love October 12, 2010
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A Phrase made famous by the popular website, "www.TheChive.com" (probably the best site in the world). It means stay the course no matter what. Chive On refers to the mutual understanding between Chivers on how to go about life, regardless of all the assholes, douchebags, posers, etc, who might fuck it up from time to time. it's also stronger in the sense that it unites people who share similar opinions or tastes or those who just like to see crazy shit as it happens - it's an underground social network, a family
Chivette: man all these assholes at the bar kept hitting on me when i just wanted to enjoy my drink with some friends.
Chiver: Sometimes you've just gotta stop worrying about them and focus on the great friends you have in your life... Chive On :-)
by J**E-Fuckin'-O**R December 5, 2011
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to chill, to calm down, to stop wiggin'.
dude chive, I wasn't really going to steal a bite of your food.

Dude chive, there's no need to wig.

man we were chiving on the green.
by t sauce January 4, 2005
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