The kind of very saggy tits you'd want with you if you ever got shipwrecked and stranded on a deserted island. If you tie them together in the middle by the nipples you can make an impromptu hammock allowing you to doze away comfortably up off of the ground where coconut crabs might otherwise bite you in your sleep.
"Karen listen, I'm pleased you were the only other survivor of that shipwreck. If it weren't for you and the fact that I could make a nice swinging hammock out of your shipwreck tits, I would have been painfully bitten by a coconut or spider crab in my sleep. You're still here? I thought I told you to scavenge around the island and look for ingredients that would make a suitable sandwich. I thought I saw some lettuce growing in a patch on that mountainside. I don't want any of that on my sandwich. I killed a parrot yesterday, here see what you can do with this."
by Showdown Sean November 6, 2011
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"I gave her the salty shipwreck"! "what?" Yea, we we're romping on the bed and I felt a heated gizz coming on. So I pulled out, threw her overboard off the bed, then spewed on her."
That's the salty shipwreck
That's the salty shipwreck
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Get the gelliswick shipwreck mug.Extremly sauced. Weasled. When you have been topped up one to many times that your skull is racthed to the binger.
Jerry: My skull is chipwrecked!
Riley: Faggot you wrecked christmass!
Morgan: Free Earl!
Mark: Weasel for life!
Riley: Faggot you wrecked christmass!
Morgan: Free Earl!
Mark: Weasel for life!
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A large measure of 60% proof white Jamaican rum in a dirty glass, overfilled with tinned chopped tomatoes such that the juice runs down the outside of the glass onto the table. Stirred with index finger, spilling more of the contents.
Taste and immediately regret. Place on table and forget about for several minutes, then accidentally spill down the wall. Leave on wall for 3-5 years.
A large measure of 60% proof white Jamaican rum in a dirty glass, overfilled with tinned chopped tomatoes such that the juice runs down the outside of the glass onto the table. Stirred with index finger, spilling more of the contents.
Taste and immediately regret. Place on table and forget about for several minutes, then accidentally spill down the wall. Leave on wall for 3-5 years.
by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011
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by RCCG May 22, 2008
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(can also be shortened ex. - shipwreck)
1.) shipwreck schramm - Any person who becomes emotionally unhinged while being entirely too intoxicated from consuming Budlight and continuously tries to break household items such as tables and or chairs with amnesia of events afterwards.
*note: Coming of the shipwreck can be determined by the veracity of guido fist pumps while listening to club music.
(can also be shortened ex. - shipwreck)
1.) shipwreck schramm - Any person who becomes emotionally unhinged while being entirely too intoxicated from consuming Budlight and continuously tries to break household items such as tables and or chairs with amnesia of events afterwards.
*note: Coming of the shipwreck can be determined by the veracity of guido fist pumps while listening to club music.
person 1: "Bro we drinking tonight?"
Steve: "yeah man I wanna get hammered!"
Person 1: "I hope Shipwreck Schramm doesn't make an appearance tonight."
Steve: "nah man, that guy is gone."
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Person 2: "Damn dude you drank so much Budlight Shipwreck came out and tried to smash the t.v."
Steve: - "No that never happened bro."
Steve: "yeah man I wanna get hammered!"
Person 1: "I hope Shipwreck Schramm doesn't make an appearance tonight."
Steve: "nah man, that guy is gone."
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Person 2: "Damn dude you drank so much Budlight Shipwreck came out and tried to smash the t.v."
Steve: - "No that never happened bro."
by observer2 February 8, 2010
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