Chimpless

A descriptor to feeling calm, a relaxed state of mind. You conquered that primitive side of yourself. Well done.

Popularized by various Youtube videos with (CHIMPLESS) in their name.

I was really feeling like shit till I finally simmered down, I was truly chimpless in that moment.

by Steat April 26, 2020

Chocolate chipless cookie

A plain cookie without chocolate chips.

Man I wish I had a chocolate chipless cookie right now.

by BreeNiya April 17, 2008

Brad Childress

An nfl coach that, judging by his appearaance, must be the brother of Hans Moleman out of The Simpsons.

He is the most miserable and uninspiring coach ever which is a real shame because the Minnesota Vikings kick ass, and should be doing a lot better.

How he has held onto his job is nothing short of a miracle.

Guy#1, "How did Brad Childress manage to get a guest appearance on The Simpsons, he is a fucking loser!"
Guy#2, "That's not Childress, thats Hans Moleman."
Guy#1, "Sorry mate."
Guy#2, "Its an easy mistake to make!"

by woody#1 March 1, 2009

The Air Compressor

When you slap your friend on the butt between the cheeks so air gets forced into their butt.

Friend 1: I gave John the air compressor last night

Friend 2: what did he do

Friend 1: not much, just walked weird after having 50 psi straight up his anus

by Almightypizza May 24, 2016

Air Compressor

Something you call a sluty woman who tends to give a lot of blow jobs.

Bro 1: "Woah bro, did you see that hot ass Mexican chick?!"

Bro 2: "Yeah she looks like an Air Compressor."

by Oztan June 24, 2013

chimples

Rare dimples that appear at either side of ones chin

Oh look, Michelle has chimples!

by matthew bewick March 25, 2008

Ross Childress

Ross Childress is a guitarist and songwriter, best known as the former lead guitarist and co-songwriter of American rock band Collective Soul from 1993 to 2001. He co-wrote the music of Collective Soul's hit song "The World I Know".

Ross Childress is currently songwriter, lead guitarist and vocals in Starfish and Coffee, an indie/pop/rock band he formed in 2006.

I wish Ross Childress was still in Collective Soul. He plays better than the new guitarist. Fuck yeah.

by RainyJOE June 30, 2009