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chemistry 

If you can hack the stigma of the title of geek, a freakin cool degree major
Chemistry?? Dude ya big geek!
chemistry by Nameless Scientist Hero December 28, 2005

chemistry 

My first definition of chemistry is the study of chemicals (that's how I remember it) and how they react with each other and how to describe the experience and experiments in the most precise and concise words to be interpreted by other people in the scientific community and hopefully the non-scientific community.

My second definition of chemistry is from pop culture, which seems to mean how people relate to each other. A higher chemistry means people get along with each other well. A lower chemistry means people get along poorly or disagree most of the time.
NOTE: This example tries to combine both definitions to get a shared meaning.

Example: The chemicals are having a good chemistry with each other and reacting to beget inorganic or organic products. Sodium hydroxide and hydrochloric acid have excellent chemistry and marry and form their children called sodium chloride and dihydrogen monoxide (commonly known as water by its common name). At the atomic level, the ions are chemically bonding tightly! Yep, it's a real close lovely relationship!
chemistry by A. Pupil October 13, 2009

Chemistry 

One of the four "Natural Sciences" (The others being Maths , Physics and Biology) . Taugt at secondary school , highschool and university.
Firstly taught at 7th grade ( sometime 8th) , chemistry at this level is the study of mole , mass , principles of mass conversion , solutions and compound identification .
Chemistry in highschool mainly focuses on two aspects : Inorganic (10th and 11th Grade) and Organic Chemistry(11th and 12Th grade) .According to students it's one of the most boring subjects ever to have enslaved humanity . Still it's better and more interesting than History , Maths and Physics - The three shits of apocalypse .

After entering college , freshmen often find themselves trapped in the overwhelming matrix of chemistry , cuz there are 5 branches of chemical studies in college and they piss them off. They are:

Inorganic Chemistry : The study of compounds which are non-related to carbon. Nerds love this.
Organic Chemistry : It's fucking complicated but very interesting . Closely related to biology .
Biochemistry : The best subject in college after World of Warcraft .
Analytical Chemistry : The study of analyzing reactions , the bastard child of Maths and Physics .Who gives a fuck about this shit ?
Physical chemistry : Satan himself .

Conclusion : fucking hard , but still better than Maths , Physics , History and Philosy - The new 4 shits of the grand apocalypse .
Matt the nerd : We're havin' Analytical , physical and Organic chemistry today !!!
Bob the fail : FUCK !!!!!
Chemistry by DevaDH1994 January 17, 2010

Chemistry 

The Science of matter and physical objects.
The study of chemicals and substances
A subject interpreted by morons who think everything related to it is explosive
Moron: You terrorist!

Normal Guy: Not everything is about explosives in chemistry
Chemistry by CaptainWhiteyBoy March 23, 2007

Chemistry 

Chemistry is when two people start to develop feelings for one another. Usually when they're still just friends, but they have that special connection.
Charlotte: Damn, I'm really starting to develop Feelings for Gary. I hope he feels the same. I can really feel the Chemistry between us.
Chemistry by BitchPlsss November 26, 2015

chemistry 

Easy class in high school, pain in the ass in college. Be well-prepared.
Wow, my first lab in this chemistry class lasted four hours and my eyes are drier than that time I tried weed.
chemistry by George! May 23, 2006