CaptainWhiteyBoy's definitions

latina

A rude, preppy girl that can be quite annoying.

Dimitri: Hey dana, what's up?

Dana(Latina): Shut up you cock, you don't even have permission to talk to me, you talk too much, god..

by CaptainWhiteyBoy December 15, 2006

Sodium

A violent natural chemical ( Na ) which mixed with chlorine becomes sodium chloride, a.k.a salt. Sodium makes a small explosion with water as hydrogen interacts with the chemical compounds of sodium, and producing some Sodium Hydroxide ( NaOH )Sodium, also hydroscopic is a caustic substance, don't dream of dropping it on you. If you ever bought a small microscope it comes with a petrified sample of sodium. DO NOT EAT

Chemist Ed: Don't mix sodium with water without saftey!!

Dumbshit: Durr, let's put some sodium on our fries!

by CaptainWhiteyBoy December 15, 2006

Periodic Table

An ingenious table of chemical elements ranging into the 100's. From Hydrogen to Uranium and element 114. A perfect atom and nucleus with such stabillity only found on the island of stabillity.

The periodic table is a basic lesson for any pupil wanting to learn the great subject of science

by CaptainWhiteyBoy December 15, 2006

CO

Chemical formula for Caron Monoxide

Joe: Hmm, I feel dizzy. *Checks boiler* Holly shit..Hey honey! Why is the boiler acting so- *collapses on floor and stops breathing*

by CaptainWhiteyBoy December 15, 2006

Private Bathroom

Your quiet, comfortable bathroom at home or office in which you can poop in peace in a quiet empty place without any people hanging around listening to your loud echoing farts in the toilet and chuckling.

Finally, i'm home. Now I can shit in peace.

My private bathroom is much cleaner than the shitty, piss stained public ones.

by CaptainWhiteyBoy March 23, 2007

Chemistry

The Science of matter and physical objects.
The study of chemicals and substances
A subject interpreted by morons who think everything related to it is explosive

Moron: You terrorist!

Normal Guy: Not everything is about explosives in chemistry

by CaptainWhiteyBoy March 23, 2007

Editor

Meaning someone who modifies, or changes work already done
Meaning many different types of editing

What I am. I decide if posts are sent to Urban Dictionary administrators or not, there are many stupid posts indeed Received.

Sunday, March 18, 2007, editor mode

*Some non-famous girl's name*
"Is the best girl in the world!"

*Reject*

by CaptainWhiteyBoy March 23, 2007