cheese dick

The person that started this website

Who's the cheese dick that started this stupid website

by fredz July 26, 2006

Melted cheese dick

the situation where a man suffers from a male yeast infection and proceeds to melt his dick in a waffle iron

me last night with a whore melted cheese dick

by duncan mcleod February 22, 2009

cheese-dick

someone who purposely puts cheese on their genitals because they believe women find it attractive.

Jillian is totally not going for your cheese-dick Willy.

by Brian Schowmethemoney April 28, 2006

Cheese Dick

Someone who wears cut offs/ or tight shirts and straight billed hats/ or gels his hair. Goes to parties like a faggot and drinks mixed drinks. Of course hes wearing his extremely expensive new Jordans.

Going to a party in my tight gay shirt to show my muscles. Gelled my hair with my oakley shades. "Yea bro, i want a shot, actually just mix it with some strawberry lemonade...I'm a Cheese Dick!"

by TMONEY DSMITH October 1, 2009

Cheese Dick

Some Shit white people call each other.

Originating in the 60's/70's, The White People Hippie "free child" era was born and brought with it, the Cheese dicks. Apparently if u don't wash your dick it will grow cheese. Niggas don't know Shit about this.

What's up girl, is that your man?
"Fuck no, I wouldn't touch that Cheese Dick motherfucker!"

by Howard_HUZE September 19, 2016

cheese dick

having the personality of a cocksucker

That Joe sure is a fucking cheesedick!

by blzdp June 23, 2003

philly cheese dick

When you have sex with a girl from Philadelphia and you pull out to see another man's semen on your penis.

Man 1: dude! Did you smash that chick from the club last night?

Man 2: yeah, but that hoe gave me a Philly cheese dick. And it wasn't my semen.

by L-town dude April 2, 2018