cheesedick squid

1. someone with tentacles who secretes dairy products from their genitalia
2. a total gayball virgin

Conor is such a cheesedick squid. Definitely not sick.

by Legends' Gonna Legend October 21, 2013

Cheesedick

An imbecilic individual, usually a male person, who generally does not lack in mental prowess but is sorely lacking in charisma and the social skill necessary to apply his intellect in a useful, practical or agreeable manner. His lack of a sense of timing and appropriate behavior is only exceeded by the fact that he is oblivious to his condition, causing him to often assert and insert himself where he has no business. To make matters worse, he firmly believes that he is one of the coolest people on the planet. This makes him one of the most annoying creatures on earth and thus has earns him the title, CHEESE-DICK!

Wankleferd was sounding off in the meeting again today and jamming his nose up the bosses ass...what a cheesedick!

by Mr. Carl Cunnilanguage September 29, 2004

Knobby CheeseDick

Someone who exposes their genitalia to other people in confined spaces like cleaning cupboards.

Where's the cleaner? In the cupboard with Knobby CheeseDick

by Dan Gleebles III April 26, 2010

Cheesedick shuffle

The long, embarrassing walk into the clinic after getting burned by that girl you had to carry out of the bar that one night.

Man, I had to do the cheesedick shuffle at the clinic this morning. Needless to say, it was embarrassing and I got 2 new numbers.

by Dangerdansby March 19, 2014

National cheesedick day

A day for all the suck-ups and kiss-asses to commemorate their cheesedickishness. This holiday is celebrated on 11 July, The day after national dick cheese day.

"Hey frank, happy national cheesedick day!"

by King of the Rats September 29, 2020

cheesediculous

adjective, being so ridiculously drunk that you make up gay words that are not funny that appear to be funny because you are realy really really really drunk

that's cheesediculous

-----10 minutes later------

did you just say cheesediculous?

by captain yellowshirt November 22, 2006

Cheesedick Rock

1. Creed.
2. Nickel Back
3. A genre of music with roots associated with Dishwalla, Vertical Horizon, and Third Eye Blind to name a few, but was perfect by the likes of Creed and Nickelback. Mostly commercial music based on similar or exact same chord progressions, lame drum lines, and stealing lyrics or music.
4. Any new commercial band, especially those on TRL or MTV during prime time or bands that don't even write their own music.

Bobby: I saw a clip of Creed's video where Scott Stapp was on a plateau.
Roadskid: That's ever video, he finds a way to be on a mountain top.
Bobby: I hate that Cheesedick Rock.
Roadskid: If you looked up Cheesedick Rock in the dictionary I bet you'd see Creed.

by Big Bobbity December 12, 2007