Telford Cheesecake

The act of inserting cheesecake of any kind in to a woman's vagina and eating it out the practice started and was popularized in Telford England.

Bobby had to choose between sex or desert so he choose both by having a Telford cheesecake.

by shadendays November 15, 2009

Chicken Cheesecake

A chicken parmigiana.

Me and the boys are going to the pub for some chicken cheesecakes and a couple beers.

by Yaboiskinnypeen June 8, 2021

cheesecake poster

You know those posters of scantily clad chicks in compromising positions that 15-year-old boys globally have tacked up on their bedroom walls? The ones where the girl is just teasing you, but not letting you see? Bathing suits, usually? Standard softcore crap for adolescents?

Yeah. Cheesecake posters.

"Have you seen all the Kournikova cheesecake posters?"

"My little brother's wall is COVERED in cheesecake."

by triviagame December 23, 2004

Depressed cupboard cheesecake

The most ridiculous name for a child ever. The daughter of a couple in Kent is genuinely named this. Usually people are named this if their parents have some kind of irrational hatred for them.

Kid 1: Whoa, is that Depressed Cupboard cheesecake over there??

Kid 2: Yeah. What a crap name

by IdiotFish March 17, 2011

cheesecaking

n., Bronx NY and vicinity.

The act of exposing yourself, or performing other lewd acts in public, in exchange for alcohol, drugs, NFCs, or jewelry.

Usually performed by high school or middle school aged girls.

Brittany was in the back room, cheesecaking for blunt hits and bootleg NFCs.

by BronxBoy917 December 31, 2011

Cheesecaking

Creating an adverse situation where others around you suffer greatly from your efforts. Typically, the act of "cheesecaking" results from a distraction.

How the fuck did you crash your car and lose your phone?
Just cheesecaked it. My fault.

I think I got her pregnant I forgot to use a condom.

Did you at least use hot sauce?
Nah I've been cheesecaking.

by quachwatch April 12, 2022

westbarns cheesecake

when you fall asleep in east lothian and wake up with a cleveland steamer,courtisy of the pies

joanne g wont fall asleep in the wbi again after waking up with a westbarns cheesecake on her pus!!!

by jamie lugton February 21, 2009