Drooling Cheerios

Completely and utterly retarded; incompetent.

Moooooom! I'm trying to read and she's drooling Cheerios on me! Moooooom! She's drooling Cheerios!

"Dude, have you met the new guy yet?"
"Yeah, he says portioning nachos is complicated.... He's drooling Cheerios"

by Dave-Landon November 6, 2011

honey no nut cheerios

When you put a box of Honey Nut Cheerios in your underwear to stop you from nutting. This ritual is usually only done on November, but it is also used as a punishment from parents when they catch their kids nutting.

Joel: My mom caught me nutting, so she gave me some Honey No Nut Cheerios.
Vince: Ah man, that's pretty embarrassing.

by john stromboli September 7, 2020

Put the Frosted Cheerios down

A phrase used to tell someone to stop being crazy, annonying, or hyperactive.

Chis, put the Frosted Cheerios down.

by AC/DC 4 Life March 21, 2009

cheeriosis

When one becomes anxious to get the Honey Nut Cheerios taste and eats them before they soften up, thus resulting in pain on the roof of ones mouth.

1. I couldn't resist that wonderful flavor, cheeriosis was totally worth it.

by psyced August 21, 2008

cheerios

a smoke trick where you tap the side of your mouth to make millions of tiny cheerio sized smoke rings

god damn-it dude just get over it, your cheerios were cool and all but i think Kyle's anal smoke ring wins man

by Rolla J December 16, 2010

Cheeriode

A penis so small, it can fit through a cheerio.

Person: “Did you hear how small (name of said person with a cheeriode)’s penis is? That thing is a cheeriode!”

by beanxsauce April 14, 2020

sex cheerios

The act of having sexual intercourse, while simultaneously eating a delicious bowl of cheerios.

"hey babe wanna have sex cheerios?"
"Yeah"

by Lakiatto November 20, 2021