chaptitude

the foresight and natural, well honed ability for doing all things chap'like at all times regardless of weather conditions, political stance or job description.

Rupert - "My my old boy you're dressed well but appear to be missing your handkerchief. What happened to it?"

Tarquin - "I gave it to that rapscallion to wipe his face down after we threw it down in fisticuffs behind the Dog and Duck."

Rupert - "What chaptitude you have sir."

Tarquin - "Indeed."

by wookiedai September 13, 2011

Chubstitute

A junk food that parades as a health food

These Quinoa Tortilla Chips are a total chubstitute

by Fish Sticks March 16, 2014

Chubstitute

The fat kid who comes on for the last five minutes of a match -usually because his dad sponsors the team.

With the game drawing to an end, the team sent on their chubstitute in order to satisfy his dad who was watching from the sideline (whilst eating a kebab).

by manhattan surfer January 20, 2015

constitute

Where a prostitute is 'pro'
a constitute is 'con'.
A prostitute who does a bad job.

I can't believe i payed $1000 bucks for that constitute.

by coinroller August 23, 2007

chubstitute

A hot substitute teacher.

I had a chubstitute teacher in History today

by scott March 2, 2004

Constitute

Constantinople + prostitute; a Turkish prostitute.

"Dang, that constitute was cray."

by T-Swig October 9, 2016

Costitute

A small, delicate, Holsworthian lady of the night who is actually a bloke in a dress. To put it basically, "fiver a go".

"I travelled 84.6 miles to suck the teet of this Costitute, and it was only a fiver! Bargin!"

"I dont think they know it, but that Costitute has his shlong hanging out"

by The real Costitute May 8, 2009