christmas 

1. The 25th day of December.
2. In America, the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday.

That way, Christians can go to their Christmas services, while everyone else can reflect on the true meaning of separation of church and state.

christmas by bigtones September 6, 2006

Christmas 

When spoiled kids get everything they ask for on their christmas list no matter what the length, then go to school and show it off, not knowing that no one gives a fuck.

Also see: spoiled

Billy: Hey, what did you get for Christmas.
Bobby: I got some clothes and an ipod shuffle, what did you get.
Billy: I got a Nintendo Wii, a PS3, a Xbox 360, 4000 dollars in gift cards, a new car, a new stereo, an ipod video 80 gb, a new cell phone, 2 dogs, 2 cats, fifteen wii games, twenty-five ps3 games, and 24 xbox 360 games, not much really.

Christmas by Charles-------L. January 1, 2007

christmas 

The worst enemy for your parents---or if you're a parent, YOUR---credit card(s).

CHRISTMAS BILL: 9000$
PARENT: *faints*

christmas by Delf January 5, 2004

christmas 

An ancient Roman Pagan festival that was given a "Christian" name in the fouirth century. Even though no one knows the date of Jesus Christs birth, it is for certain that it could not have been on Dec. 25th. Yet, people lie and say that Jesus was born on this day- and then they participate in all the old pagan customs, as if that honors Christ.
Think about it- what does putting a pine tree in your living room have to do with Jesus? Would Jesus approve of a huge lie that is perpetuated on kids every year about Santa Claus?
Why do Protestants celebrate a Catholic holiday- Christs' Mass?

Real Christians don't celebrate the Pagan, Catholic holiday of Christmas!

christmas by Malcolm X-crement December 19, 2003

Christmas 

The celebration of Jesus Christ being born on Dec. 25. Often people use the term X-mas in replacement.

Joe: "I'm so excited for Christmas!"
Kriss: "Me too!"

Christmas by The Human Being/Person December 4, 2016

christmas 

Proof that we live in a major consumer culture.

Christmas is when we would rather buy something for someone than actually say 'thanks for being my friend'

christmas by anti-consumer-culture December 28, 2005

Christmas 

The worst holiday of the year, which is, ironically, in the second best season of the year.

Winter might be my favorite season if it weren't for all the "Christmas-time" crap going on.

Christmas by FNW September 29, 2011