Definitions by FNW

Christmas 

The worst holiday of the year, which is, ironically, in the second best season of the year.

Winter might be my favorite season if it weren't for all the "Christmas-time" crap going on.

Christmas by FNW September 29, 2011

Mind 

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A part of existence that philosophers and scientists just can't seem to "wrap their minds around", albeit it has been at the center of philosophical and scientific discourse for centuries.

Philosopher 1: "What is the mind?"

Philosopher 2: "I have no idea."

Mind by FNW September 25, 2011