by Canadaone October 22, 2013
Get the Cuntometer mug.2007 Japanese animated movie drama about time and love. Basically the Japanese version of The Notebook.
"The movie is named 5 Centimeters Per Second for the speed at which cherry blossom petals fall, petals being a metaphorical representation of humans, reminiscent of the slowness of life and how people often start together but slowly drift into their separate ways."
"The movie is named 5 Centimeters Per Second for the speed at which cherry blossom petals fall, petals being a metaphorical representation of humans, reminiscent of the slowness of life and how people often start together but slowly drift into their separate ways."
by ThreeLeafIvy December 25, 2007
Get the 5 Centimeters Per Second mug.adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.
Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"
Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"
Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"
by DudeA December 7, 2009
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Bill:Yo how big is joes penis?
Bobo:A centimeter!
Bill:Whoa thats microscopic!
Bill:What about Garys and lucas?
Bobo:Only a centifeeter!
Bobo:A centimeter!
Bill:Whoa thats microscopic!
Bill:What about Garys and lucas?
Bobo:Only a centifeeter!
by Gary S. and Lucas M. January 10, 2008
Get the centifeeter mug.Steve bounced the beer pong ball off Dave's forehead into his beer cup as he was drinking it. It was centimetre perfect.
by ThePongChamp March 10, 2016
Get the centimetre perfect mug.Cuntometer (noun), Device for detecting cunts, example lawyers, politicians or estate agents. One holds the cuntometer in front of the target. If the target is a “cunt” then the device will show red, otherwise it shows green.
I met that sales guy from the estate agents yesterday, lucky I had my cuntometer, it showed red and I told him to f***k off and stick his beaujeu apartment up his ass.
by Dr Lingus December 9, 2008
Get the Cuntometer mug.A small unit of length, based on the metre, there being 100 centimetres in 1 metre. Abbreviated to cm. The width of an average man's finger nail on his little finger is usually 1 cm.
The doctor measured the boy and he was 147 cm tall. The boy was pleased as he was 1 centimetre taller than he was last year.
by Avoura November 27, 2005
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