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celestial pussy 

A pussy of the heavens, goddess like pussy, superior to unicorn pussy, a pussy of not this world!
Maria had celestial pussy, I blew my load in 2 seconds, best pussy in the world!
celestial pussy by Thecdone February 27, 2019

celestial frustration 

Similar to sexual frustration, it is that irritable feeling you get when you chase celestial events and can't satisfy or successfully complete your chase. Celestial events include shooting stars, meteor shower, fireballs, comets, Milky Way, moonsetting on the ocean or any horizon.
I'm experiencing celestial frustration that I couldn't see the moon set on the ocean. Or I am celestially frustrated...

Celestial Hump Fuck 

A username commonly used on PC games to kill and own noobs on while making them think...
Ali "Who the Fuck is this guy? LOL"

Riley "I have no idea, but I'm embarrassed he's beating us but his username 'Celestial Hump Fuck' is so fucking epic man!."

celestial love 

A love that can survive anything. May it be separation or tragedy; a love that is indestructible.
An endless love.
Rivers love for Chaznee was a celestial love.

Celestial Steed 

A mount in the game World of Warcraft, purchasable with real world currency which has split the playerbase. One side condemning it saying its another milestone towards the end of WoW as we know it. The other oblivious to corperate marketing thinking its the best idea ever since sliced bread believing that through buying it their character will become unique, only to find that everyone else and their mum had the same idea and half their server's running around with one.
Player1 - Man, at the rate of this stunts success we'l be seeing gear and gold for sale within the year.

Player2 - Nonsense! With this service i'le finally be able to stand out from the crowd in dalaran!.

*logs in to find 50 celestial steeds at krasus' landing*

"A fool & his money are easily parted..."
Celestial Steed by Soapboxstar April 15, 2010

celestial discharge 

DEATH! Especially from a hospital or an institutional setting like a long term care facility!
Nurse A: (@ shift break): Any update on Betsy Ross.
Nurse B: She had a celestial discharge 10 minutes ago.
Nurse A: Aww crap... I'll start the paperwork then if you start cleanin' her up.
Nurse B: Sorry...No O.T. I'm outta here! She's all yours!