National have phone sex to celebrate your anniversary

Today is a day to have smokin hot phone sex with your partner for yalls anniversary. It doesn't matter what anniversary.

A: Hey babe
B: Yeah
A: Today is April 15th
B: And?
A: It's National have phone sex to celebrate your anniversary day ;)
B: Ooh let's have phone sex to celebrate today, it is our three month after all

by Demosthenes^ April 14, 2022

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Celebrate

The act of preserving a memory with a enjoyable activity; fulfilling and complying with a social, legal, ethical, religious or spiritual obligation. Actions that are intended to show appreciation, gratitude and admiration to said tradition/memory.

The LORD's Sabbath's, New Moon and High Holy Days are worthy of celebration. (Celebrate)

by Onias Ben israel July 25, 2019

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celebrate

To drink a lot. Drinking

Lets celebrate this weekend (Lets drink this weekend and indulge in debauchery and belligerence).

by AJ February 22, 2005

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Celebrate Morning Mass

Short for morning masterbation. basically a way of relieving your tension before you go to work, play, etc. Better than liquor or pharmeceuticals, a good orgasm will release endorphins and make you feel ready to face the world. Just be careful, gentlemen, you don't want to have a "hair gel" incident like in the movie "Something About Mary". People can also mistake for Morning Mass for going to services in a church..."I was on my knees and I did call on the Lord's name a few times...."

"Wow, Dude, you look really relaxed today. Aren't you worried about the big presentation?"

"Nah, I make sure I "Celebrate Morning Mass" before I get here"

"You do that a lot.... I admire your devotion to your religion"

by bearbax May 29, 2009

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