celebritney

The term used to describe a "celebrity" who is famous primarily for bad behavior (due to either being completely devoid of talent or having their work overshadowed by their antics).

Tiger Woods co-cheater Rachel Uchitel seems to be doing everything humanly possible to prolong her celebritney status. (Look for her upcoming cover single "Me and Bombshell McGee" to drop any day now.)

by daisydoesit July 24, 2010

Celebritay

Broke-ass GHETTO people that try to pass themselves off as having money and/or class. While the majority of celebritays are black in fleshtone, they are known to come in many colors.
Was coined to refer to the wonderful people of Rialto, CA.

"I'z got dis" said the Celebritay, as he paid for dinner with his RUSH card.

by OZ616 May 11, 2010

anti-celebrity

Being annoyed with, or against the mindless worship of celebrities and the constant use of them as a distracted from real life issues and the common person.

Person A: What the fuck!? More news about Britney? I'm sick of this shit what about what the fuck is going on with our troops?

Person B: God, I didn't know you were so anti-celebrity... Chill out, man.

by Ally Shaheed January 1, 2008

celebrity name fumbler

A person who constantly screws up celebrity's names. Examples: Warren Beauty,Thelma Blair,Paris Hinton,Kenunu Reeves,Gary Boozey,Rick Jagger,The Elderly Brothers,Tommy Jones Lee.

My girlfriend was talking about some movie starring Angela Jolie. She's a habitual celebrity name fumbler.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

Celebrity Justice

When celebrities and high profile people get let off lightly for crimes they commit.

Celebrity justice examples;

O.J Simpson gets let off for murder.
Lindsey Lohan avoids prison for DUI
Amy Winehouse gets let off after assaulting a fan
Roman Polanski avoiding extradiction for child rape

And the many who face a measly one day in jail for repeated DUI offences.

by Havana192 September 29, 2009

Celebritard

(n) A well-known person who believes that the world desperately needs to hear their atrociously uninformed opinion on any given subject simply due to the fact they have easy access to the bully pulpit.

Why would I care about Barbara Striesand's opinions on the economy? She's a celebritard.

by The Cabal June 14, 2008

celebrity ugshot

a pic of a celebrity, usually female or a starlet, looking so ugly it's criminal.

can be because of lack of makeup and studio lighting in a candid shot, or plastic surgery disasters and looking anorexic.

omg did u c the latest celebrity ugshot of LiLo on perez hilton?

by mayasd October 11, 2009