Accent catfished

When an online dated turns out to be just as hot as their pictures but they've an accent that would cut through your ears

How was the date man?
Okay she was hot but that dublib accent drove me to slice my ear off
Bro you got accent catfished

by Ginhater July 6, 2017

Catfused

It’s like confused but only for cats

Whenever we move their pet beds around, our cat always looks catfused.

by KiksTre November 10, 2022

Catfisting

Fishing for catfish using only your bare arm. Also commonly referred to as noodling.

That's a monster fish, how did you catch him? Hook and Line?

No, I did it by catfisting him.

by wijim December 16, 2012

catsister

1.
Your parent's female cat.

If your parents paid for it, its your catsister.
If you paid for it, its your cat.
If your sibling paid for it, its your niece-kitten.

2.
A short, convienient way to say "The cat my parents adopted for me, but its still technically their cat because they paid for it. I call it my cat sometimes but my parents pay for all of her stuff. So shes like my sister except for the fact that she is a cat."

3.
A wonderful compound word that is easy to understand even if you didn't look it up on urbandictionary.

4.
Cat + sister = your sister thats also a cat. DUH RETARD SO OBVIOUS

Yeah but my catsister was meowing all night.

by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010

Catvicted

A slang contraction for the removal, by either extreme or not so extreme physical force, of the feline who has commandeered your favorite chair, softest pillow, computer keyboard, kitchen counter, etc. Typically followed by said feline giving you a "you really suck" look and an extremely agitated tail flick.

1.Hey furbus, get outta my favorite chair.

<picks up and tosses the cat>

BOOM, you just got catvicted!

by Funklover69 October 5, 2011

catdusted

Getting cropdusted by your cat. This is when your cat farts and walks by your face.

I awoke to being kneaded and catdusted by Fluffy.

by Ae5Ea8 May 21, 2016

Catfiscated

When you have something wonderful, but a cat approaches and steals your item of comfort. Usually the act of stealing is not, in fact, to enhance the cat's experience, but to tout their self-importance.

Cozy armchairs, keyboards, the best spot on the bed, and even drinks are popular items a cat may apply this technique on.

"I put cream in my iced coffee this morning, and after I put my coffee down, the stupid cat walked up and drank it."

"That sucks. My coffee was catfiscated this morning too."

by Frosty3434 May 17, 2019