catchers mit 

Nephew to the upper decker the catchers mit may be attained by layering toilet paper extending from one side of the bowl across the water and onto the other side of the bowl forming a soft sturdy pad. Proceed with your normal defecation but cease to flush. You now have a permeating pile for all to enjoy. Most commonly found in road side rest areas.

"OMG! WTF! This is the stalest catchers mit ive ever dealt with!" Dale the janitor.

catchers mit by Rooster Nugget February 11, 2006

Catchers mit face 

Noun: used to describe the excessively sun-exposed face of a female. It is brown and wrinkly resembling a catcher's mit.

Check out the catcher's mit face on that soccer mom!

Catchers mit face by K-dawg November 8, 2004

Beat up Catchers Mit 

slang for a fat whore's very used taco

Man, her catcher's mit could easity catch a bowling ball.

Beat up Catchers Mit by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

catchers mitt 

an old dry worn out vagina that has seen quite a bit of action.

Johnny lost his boner after seeing Jane's catchers mitt; he wondered who hadn't been between those meat curtains.

catchers mitt by Malgeo January 4, 2008

catchers mitt 

A dried out, purple pussy usually on an old broad who has not had sex in years. It looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930's.

Beth has a catchers mitt for a snatch....

catchers mitt by d0c March 17, 2008

Catchers mitt 

A large wad of toilet paper that you place into the blue water of a recently serviced porta-pottie just before you take a dump, so when the turd drops into the blue water it doesn't splash up to your butt. Giving you smurf butt.

I had a turtle head poking so I ran to the porta-pottie, only to find clear blue waters. So I made a catchers mitt and dropped it in.

Catchers mitt by Lead party chief October 9, 2009

Catchers Mitt 

A catchers mitt is when you place a wad of toilet paper or other absorbent material in your hand to catch an out of control ejaculation.

Sam: Dammit Daniel I had to clean the the t.v screen after I got done jerking off last night.

Daniel: Your fault you wouldn't have shot your load all over the screen if you would've had your catchers mitt handy

Catchers Mitt by Sketch2825 February 19, 2010