Cariad

Cariad is a loving,kind and funny friend a bit weird but in a good way but will always be there for you even if you’ve annoyed her

Did you hear cariad had an award for best friend of the year she deserved it

by Her best friend shannon July 28, 2018

carlador

A term used to describe a person being overly (yet somewhat endearingly) enthusiastic about everything. Ranging from Christmas novels to ham and Avengers games.

Hey man, don't creep up on me while I'm peeing. You need to put that carlador on a leash!

by Gustaap April 10, 2020

Magma Carta

Early-thirteenth-century resolution pertaining to molten rock formations under the Earth's crust.

The Magma Carta was ultimately unsuccessful due to Man's not being able to effectively control volcanic eruptions.

by QuacksO March 12, 2019

Dirty Carradine

Strip naked and lay on a bed with plastic wrap over your face. Let an amorous acquaintance shit on your face and enjoy the warm steamy love of it. Jerk yourself off as your brain becomes oxygen-deprived. The Dirty Carradine is an extension of the Hot Carl.

I'll order you the biggest, most expensive steak on the menu if you'll come back over to my place afterwards and assist me in the execution of a Dirty Carradine.

by Perverto majesto March 5, 2011

cartagines

A person who lives in Cartago, Costa Rica. A fan of Club Sport Cartagines, oldest and most bad ass Soccer club in Costa Rica.

Cuidado mae porque ese loco es Cartagines. Watch out dude, that crazy motha focker is a Cartagines.

by papero July 20, 2008

Carradine

In order to perform a proper Carradine, one must purchase the following items: a noose, tinted spotter goggles, a jar of Vaseline, and a sharp knife/scissors.

Following purchase of these items, you must first find a close friend or relative to spot you using your tinted spotter goggles -- this will ensure they are not able to see your shameful act. After giving yourself a partial erection (with use of the Vaseline), proceed to hang yourself from the nearest door or the darkest corner of an available room. Once you have achieved full erection and are masturbating furiously while your oxygen supply becomes ever limited, your friend must stand closely with the knife/scissors to cut the rope.

Dude, I had such a shitty day at work today, can you spot me while I Carradine in the basement?

by analdumpster July 12, 2012

cariad miles

Sexy, 50% sweet heart -50% savage asf , and a savage

"Ohh I wish I was a cariad miles , she is sexy and savage "

by Savagesweethearts February 6, 2017