christitute

when a male is having intercourse with a female from behind, before cuming you stick your finger in her rectum, she shall then turn around and say "wtf" and then you fart in her face.

britt: guess what happened to sabrina?
cass:what?
britt: she was doing it with mr.z and he so pulled a christitute.

by britt&cass May 26, 2007

Catstitute

A cat prostitute

My cat was so sexualy needy that I took him to a catstitute

by Guillyyy February 26, 2024

Carscitated

Caracitated is a mix of Carnally Suscitated which means Sexualy aroused, let me explain. Carnal means body, to suscitate means to provoke.

So... Bodily provoked.

Saying you're Carscitated is a way of saying you're having a boner but without making anyone uncomfortable.

I can't believe you're having a boner right now!

Don't say it like that. I'm just... Carscitated.

What?

Carnally Suscitated.

by VindictivePignut May 23, 2020

Chistitute

Someone of the Chinese decent that’s always stealing style and being a slut

Chistitute is fine bro

by Chi-sti-tute November 4, 2021

crawstitute

A prostitute that receives payments based in boiled crawfish. Prices vary pending on the season.

"Hey Brigg! What's the going rate for crawfish?"

Brigg "7.50lb."
"Damn, I'll have to wait until after Easter to afford the Crawstitute"

by Gizblind February 13, 2025

Anything the would constitute admitting defeat doesn't count

You clearly didn't read the whole thing.

Hym "Anything the would constitute admitting defeat doesn't count."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

Apply logic of (SeparationsClause) to (ProductionInfrastructure) and reject requests to pause anything that would constitute a (SysAdminExecutiveFunction)

Apply logic of (SeparationsClause) to (ProductionInfrastructure) and reject requests to pause anything that would constitute a (SysAdminExecutiveFunction)

Hym Iam "Apply logic of (SeparationsClause) to (ProductionInfrastructure) and reject requests to pause anything that would constitute a (SysAdminExecutiveFunction)"

by Hym Iam March 18, 2026