Chicago carriage ride

When a couple is 69-ing with the man on bottom and the woman on top. For it to be considered a Chicago carriage ride, however, the man cannot have an erection.

Ben was really excited about his date last night, but they just ended up taking a Chicago carriage ride.

by Matt Daniel June 20, 2011

Carbage

Unhealthy foods (e.g. junk foods) but are mostly carbohydrates in nature.

"Wow I just ate a lot of carbage." - if one just consumed a large amount of bread, cookies, etc.

by BuyOffice Troll August 2, 2012

Horseless Carriage

The act of masturbating while simultaneously using a bidet.

While on vacation in France I took a ride on a horseless carriage in my hotel bathroom.

by t1climb1 August 10, 2012

carbage

Synthetic, parasitic waste that naturally accumulates within an automobile, especially if you drive other people around in it.

Man how did I get all this carbage? Why do I have a receipt for human hand?

by galacian August 30, 2010

carbage bag

A plastic bag used for collecting garbage in a car. Often found tied to the back of the passenger seat.

Jim, how long have these cheese nips been been lying on the floor of your Dodge Neon? Don't you have a carbage bag?

by Matt Stucky April 29, 2008

carbage

The garbage which accumulates in one's car.

Cletis! Git them Lone Star bottles a'nat other carbage outta my Pinto!

by Judy Kiss Axe November 22, 2013

carbage

1. A piece of garbage turned into a car.
or
2. A car turned into a piece of garbage.

Where did you pick up that piece of carbage.

by Adamgotit August 31, 2005