carsexual

A person who is so appreciative of the beauty of cars that they refer to them as a human being and if it were possible to have sex with them they likely would.

My boyfriend got a new mustang and has turned totally carsexual.

by marthastewartrocks December 12, 2008

Carbosexual

The romantic or sexual attraction or preference toward carbonated beverages (ex: pop, cola, soda, sparkling water)
The person values carbonated beverages over people and is often very selective about the brand and type.

Friend A: "Hey man, what do you want to drink?"
Friend B: "You got any Pepsi?"
Friend A: "You ok with diet?"
Friend B: "Hell no, I'll pass"
Friend A: "What are you, carbosexual?"

by ThatWeirdWhiteStarDog October 9, 2017

carsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to cars

Bro I think i'm carsexual

by KuriWasTaken March 28, 2021

cardisexual

being attracted to cardi b sexy ass 😍😩.

cardi b is so fine i think i’m coming out as cardisexual

by Itsthebobforme July 28, 2021

carnisexual

one who fornicates with carnival workers.

"She's a nasty carnisexual whore, I'd stay away from that shit."

by Eric Von_Ulmer January 10, 2008

cactosexual

A craving/longing to become sexually active with a cactus. Putting a cactus inside and around your genitalia, and getting pleasure from it.

Bob "man that cactus is just turning me on i want to shove it up my anus"

Emma "Hey when yor finished with your cactus can i have it i think im cactosexual and i want to experiment"

by Mariposia June 7, 2011

Canosexual

Some sad-act who humps dogs and can't get a girlfriend

oh you dirty doggy *rapes small, helpless dog* canosexual

by Mr.Blobby July 3, 2006