carpetfeet

A racial slur for mexicans who try to cross the border by putting pieces of carpet on their feet so that border patrol cannot track their footprints. (otherwise known as illegal spics trying to pollute our country)

Dude those carpetfeet just bypassed border patrol!

That was a huge piece of garbage... nope it was just some carpetfeet running across the road.

by dirtymojo August 4, 2012

dirty carpets in a big law firm

(NOUN) An idiom that's a 21st Century update of the old canard "canaries in a coal mine"; describes the warning signs given when seeing filthy carpeting and other shabby maintenance issues in a law firm, doctor's office, or other such business. Dirty carpets are a warning that the firm might be in financial trouble and could go out of business soon, since they are severely skimping on the basics that a successful firm would never neglect.

Jessica interviewed for a new job at a place whose office set off "dirty carpets in a big law firm" warning bells for her. Sure enough, two months later, that place was out of business.

by ChiTownBard February 25, 2013

carpeteer

One who eats carpet.

derogatory: I think that cat just tried to pocket the roach. What a carpeteer he be.

by Pararox April 9, 2004

carpetulate

To surrender to the fact that your vacuum cleaner will never pick up that little piece of thread, so you bend over and pick it up yourself.

I went over the dental floss five times with my dustbuster before I finally carpetulated.

by tommygeee September 11, 2010

Matching carpets

where pubic hairs are of same length or same cut as your head hairs

dammmnnn she was good in bed but she had matching carpets :/

by Niffer-fish January 17, 2009

Carpeque

Barbequed Carp

The Carpeque was smoky and delicious

by Sethkirk2 June 28, 2016

Carpetshart

When a woman sharts and it travels up the front and infiltrates a hefty bush

She needed a clothing change as trusted a fart and received a carpetshart in return

by Bubblebutt888 June 21, 2019