Someone who only believes in god when car keys are missing, car won't start, police lights are in the rear view mirror, car is getting annual inspection, there's traffic when he's late.
Sally: John's an atheist right?
Ted: No, he's a Cartholic. I was at his house and he couldn't find his keys. He was like, 'Dear god, please help me find my keys. If I find them I'll go to church this Sunday.'
Sally: Oh, what a douche.
Ted: No, he's a Cartholic. I was at his house and he couldn't find his keys. He was like, 'Dear god, please help me find my keys. If I find them I'll go to church this Sunday.'
Sally: Oh, what a douche.
by sprtagt May 6, 2014
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2. (n) Someone living in a varrying climate who will run in any of it, every day.
2. (n) Someone living in a varrying climate who will run in any of it, every day.
I'm sure that guy running past my window is a cardioholic because just thinking about running in this cold is making me shiver.
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A Mech Warrior pilot that prefers to use a tactic called "base capture" in order to win a match online (MechwarriorOnline).
"That Bonethugg dude is such a capaholic. I didnt get to fire my weapons one frgging time. Next time I drop with him, I am going to leg him and leave him so he cant lead us to cap."
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Jeremy's life was falling apart. He'd lost his job, his wife and family... Finally, in desperation, he stopped going to Church. He had to face it: He was a Cathaholic.
by jimbo92107 May 25, 2015
Get the Cathaholic mug.Refers to a person of Catholic religion who is so addicted to this particular religion that they follow blindly everything the church or a priest says. These are the type of people who pray for every last thing to God. Wake up people, he doesn't care if you football team wins!!
My parents are such Cathaholics, they believe that the universe was created 2700 years ago. All that science stuff is the devil trying to sway our beliefs. Stupid science.
by daddy17 May 6, 2006
Get the Cathaholic mug.a person who in the act of talking to one's significant other also doubles in playing Call of Duty. These people often lose relationships quickly due to their affair with the game system contoller. These people also may get off to the vibration of said controllers because no human being will stick around long enough to help.
CODaholic: I just totally PWNed that bitch
Girlfriend: please talk to me
CODaholic: Shut the fuck up, i'm in a domination round.
Girlfriend: don't talk to me like that
CODaholic: HEll Yea i just raped em
GIRLFRIEND:WE"re so DONE!!*hangs up phone*
CODaholic: hell yea!!! another kill!!
Girlfriend: please talk to me
CODaholic: Shut the fuck up, i'm in a domination round.
Girlfriend: don't talk to me like that
CODaholic: HEll Yea i just raped em
GIRLFRIEND:WE"re so DONE!!*hangs up phone*
CODaholic: hell yea!!! another kill!!
by FlawlesImperfection January 1, 2011
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