Captivity Document

A marriage certificate

I'm not a bachelor, dawg, I've got captivity document to prove it.

by YapMicronesia September 22, 2011

captive

A person who is taken prisoner or an animal who was been took out of it habitat and is being used

SeaWorld holds captive orcas for show and attraction

by DJ_Sharpshooter April 12, 2017

Captive

Corinthians 10:4-5 “For the weapons of our warfare are not of the flesh, but have divine power to destroy strongholds. We destroy arguments and every lofty opinion raised against the knowledge of God, and take every thought captive to obey Christ.”

Hym "This is literally what's happening to me now. My thoughts are being held captive. It's literally a psychic-cannibal breeding cult. It literally just eats thoughts as needed to survive."

Apologist "No! Actually! WE were the ones against slavery all along! See!? If you just ignore all of the slavery parts and give US credit for the thoughts that said slavery was bad.... WE'RE THE ANTI-SLAVERY GUYS! RIGHT!? That's right isn't it guys!?"

by Hym Iam August 27, 2023

Captive Crackers

Saltines that have been inserted, against their collective will, where the sun will never shine.

John has a truckload of captive crackers he is hauling cross country.

by thisisntme March 26, 2012

captivating cream

a cream color wall paint that gets laughed about in guided study

let's buy some captivating cream paint at wherein williams.

by aly_soccer9 December 2, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>sparta, known for his eccentric and enigmatic nature, is bringing music that will bring back color to the culture by creating works of art that captivates the audience.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>sparta, known for his eccentric and enigmatic nature, is bringing music that will bring back color to the culture by creating works of art that captivates the audience.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>sparta, known for his eccentric and enigmatic nature, is bringing music that will bring back color to the culture by creating works of art that captivates the audience.<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

No captivity

No confinement or imprisonments against our brothers and sisters.

“No capTivity... I need a move”

by No 🧢 Tivity...🧐 May 26, 2020