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time capsule

When one releases a quantity of diarrhea into a thermos, seals the vessel, then forces the capsule up into their rectum to be opened at a later date.
Thomas has a time capsule that he says I can open on friday.
by sanchezsko December 28, 2008
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mad capsule markets

1.a name given to a distributor of Betaphenethylamine.
2.a japanese punk/J-rock band, originally started in '85 under the name of Berrie. The earlier mad material was basically hardcore punk with a melodic edge, until the release of the 1996 4 plugs, which was more rap metal and industrial inspired. the group are currently on hiatus and are working on solo projects.
1.alright mate, you got any Betaphenethylamine?
2.mad capsule markets are your new fave band.
by KDB December 12, 2006
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Mad Capsule Markets

A very versatile band from Japan that actually sings most of their songs in English. They play so many different styles in their songs that it's hard to say exactly what kind of band they are. I'd say they lean mostly towards metal.
If you do a search for their mp3s, look for the songs

-Pulse
-Midi Surf
-Sunny Beach Road
by KPurschke July 30, 2004
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clankin colorado capsul

A pill capsule fill with some crazy colorado dope.
Steven took a clankin colorado capsul and ive never seen any one so geatered out in my life
by stephin April 7, 2005
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let Jesus out of the capsule

The act of performing much needed bowel movements to alleviate the buildup of fecile matter. The pressure differential after the act results in a heavenly feeling with minimal flatulence.
I'm sorry I made us miss our flight, but that was the first time let Jesus out of the capsule in three days and I was enjoying every second of it.
by SatelliteDaddy June 2, 2010
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Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC)

A devise one must insert into their rectum upon learning the secret of the space-time continuum, whereby the mental energy required to process these thoughts outweighs that of gravity itself; and creates an unstable void in our very universe. The anti-matter suppository capsule combats this with copious amounts of radiation.
*smoking weed alone in basement:

hits large bowl; *thinks about the origins of the universe

*universe begins to impode upon itself
*sticks Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC) in rectum
*all is as it was... except now incredibly high
by xavier wells June 12, 2012
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Time Capsule

Something that you and Greg do in like fourth grade and dig up in 8th grade, and rejoice at mouldy fidget spinners and an expired tin of mints
yo dude i dug up my time capsule

wash your hands you imbecile
by Oddtoddlers December 4, 2022
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