time capsule

The term for a car that has been left unvented after hot-boxing, which results in an immediate contact high upon re-entry.

Liam entered his car after Colson and Walter had hotboxed it, and got wicked baked on his trip to the grocery (due to this time capsule).

by whoareyouwhoareyouwhoareyouwho September 9, 2010

Mad Capsule

A phrase used to decribe something as being crazy, insane, and/or cool.

Derivation: thename of the Japanese band "The Mad Capsule Markets"

"Did you see that flip!? That was Mad Capsule, dude!"

"He killed himself?... Mad Capsule, man."

by Author Greg December 3, 2003

let Jesus out of the capsule

The act of performing much needed bowel movements to alleviate the buildup of fecile matter. The pressure differential after the act results in a heavenly feeling with minimal flatulence.

I'm sorry I made us miss our flight, but that was the first time let Jesus out of the capsule in three days and I was enjoying every second of it.

by SatelliteDaddy June 2, 2010

Ass Capsule

(n)- A jar, or any type of container, consisting of an age old fart from years past. Sometimes buried or simply placed on a nearby shelf.

When Abraham Lincoln's Ass Capsule was found, people, both North and South, cherished the rich scent of his noble brand.

by Dr. Petile July 22, 2011

not the bluey capsule

I hate myself
Blueycapsules but not the

Person 1: Not the bluey capsule
Person 2: yeah bluey capsule sucks azz

Person3: Blueycapsules fans dni pls

by Ivory The Gay March 20, 2022

time capsule

When one releases a quantity of diarrhea into a thermos, seals the vessel, then forces the capsule up into their rectum to be opened at a later date.

Thomas has a time capsule that he says I can open on friday.

by sanchezsko December 28, 2008

Meat Capsule

Another, more fitting word for the human brain.

Person A: "Are you fucking stupid? Use your Meat Capsule for once."

by kingcarnival May 7, 2022