canned cheese

Super deliciousness in a can. Take the cap off, push the nozzle, CHEESE COMES OUT LIKE MAGIC!!!!!!!!! How can that not be entertaining? Then afterwards spread it on some crackers!!! YUMMMM

Person 1: Gimme some canned cheese.
Person 2: ok (squirts in person 1's finger).
Person 1: yum.

by hoagly January 16, 2011

canned cheese energy

When someone is acting soooooo cringeworthy that you allude them to the lowest possible tier of cheese.

You're giving me canned cheese energy right now

by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

canned bread

bread in a can

canned bread is the greatest thing sinced sliced bread

by penguin27 April 20, 2004

canned magic

Any kind of web portal/forum/news script/ect... package that you can download, install, and set up without having to do any kind of coding for. Everything is done for you.

I would write my own portal, but canned magic is so easy!

by Brian and Darby September 30, 2004

cannediversary

N. The yearly anniversary of when you were canned (a.k.a. let go, downsized, considered redundant).
Alternate use: canniversary

I've decided to throw a Cannediversary Party to celebrate the day I was tossed out of that corporate Hellhole. All the ladies will wear pink slips, we'll serve canned foods, downsized items like mini weenies, have a bonfired and end it by letting some firedworks go off.

by PJeigh May 12, 2007

Commander Canned

A literal beast on Tiktok and member of Cool Kidz Podcast. Friendly to all his fans and one of the funniest comedians alive. His expertise in the art of “Monica” has led him to fame, fortune, and promotion to Commander

Dang is that Jordan Rogers?
No dude, you have to call him Commander Canned! Say it wrong again and have the fury of a 8 year veteran of the war 360 no-scope you in the kneecaps, making you not able to walk again and furthermore embarrassing you!

by soorpatellontiktok May 11, 2019

shit canned

To be fired from a job.

I worked for those fudgepackers for 10 years and they STILL shit-canned me!

by Academic Type January 23, 2005