candy ass

Adjective that describes easy to digest, feel-good music, movies, etc. Often describes pop music and pop movies, but is more insulting when applied to something that's supposed to be alternative, but really isn't. Creations that appeal to the masses of idiots, but are dumbass nonetheless.

Blink 182 is some candy ass shit - how about some real music?

by Blinger July 12, 2006

candy ass

What the basketball coach calls you when you make a mistake or dont tell him that your ready to go back into the game.

Damnit scott your such a candy ass for not doin that play right!!!!!!!

by Scott Stephens February 26, 2004

candy ass

a donkey that is made out of candy

hey billy pass me that candy ass, I want to lick him all up

by Ryan June 12, 2004

candy ass

Coward, chicken, pussy, effete cookie-pusher

That candy ass not only wouldn't go to Iraq, he wouldn't go east of Sepulveda

by Octopod November 7, 2003

Candy Ass

A brownnose or sycophant or a sandy.

She's a real candy ass

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

candy ass

The proper title for Eminem, the faggot-ass white rapper who attacks women and George Bush.

WTF, Eminem?! Are you named after a piece of candy; YOU MUST BE A FUCKIN CANDY ASS!

by Union Soldier May 13, 2005

Candy Ass

A man who enjoys wearing panties and prancing about like sissy.

I can't believe Brian likes to get his ass kicked in public like that, he's such a 'Candy Ass'. Those better not be Dawns panties he's wearing!!

by cRAZY kooT September 3, 2002