calm the dick down

Another interesting way to tell someone to calm down.

Tom: "I just got a new bike!"

Dave: "Tom calm the dick down for fuck sakes"

by kneegrow123 May 12, 2014

Calm down, Nancy!

used to tell people that they are overreacting or over excited. Nancy refers to anyone who does these things. Also used to make people mad.

"If you don't clean your room right now, I'm gonna kill you!"

"Alright, jeez, I'm going- Calm down, Nancy!"

by alex3456 January 11, 2008

calm down killer

an expression used in america by young adults. Meaning dont freak out, relax, or simmer down.

"WTF???"- "calm down killer, its not that big of a deal"-Amy

by hahahhthisprovesmypointtaber December 10, 2009

like calm down

When you text someone and ther try to act calm, while still expressing that they are supper irritated by your general presence

Leah(texting sarcastically): thanks for texting me for those 5 hours
David: Geez, i was working, like calm down.

by gingergoddess May 31, 2015

Calm a llama down

asking somebody to calm down during their moment of hysteria. Aimed towards someone who is getting upset over a minor issue.

Jont'e: Play chess with me.
Me: I will, but my screen in frozen. Give me two minutes.

Jont'e: No, I won't give you two minutes.

Me: Calm a llama down, I'll be right with you!

by ms.thugnificent May 14, 2010

calm down kevin

When you are going way too hard for your own damn good and must calm down.

Let's go rob a bank!

Calm down Kevin.

by Calm down Kevin June 5, 2014

Calm down Pikachu

A phrase used to tell someone to settle down, i.e. when they are too frisky.

He was acting crazy so I screamed "Calm down Pikachu!" in a pseudo-Japanese-infant voice.

by No Dutch December 12, 2003