Callmecarson

The most unfunny zoomer humor person to exist on the face of this planet. Tries to be awkward to be funny but fails so badly that any person with a brain will just stare blanked face, as he tries to do more unfunny shit. You must disconnect your brainstem to laugh at any of his jokes.

Exp:1
Callmecarson: /Stands in front of tv and does some cringey ass shit/
Me: :/
Exp 2:

13 year old: Did you watch that Callmecarson video he uploaded? Uh oh stinky haha poopy! Stinky! HaHA!

Normal Person: Come on dude really? What the fuck is wrong with you man Jesus.

by SnappyQuick January 25, 2020

Callmecarson

Big black guy

I'm going to rape callmecarson

by Spongebobsquareass November 10, 2019

The callmecarson

You need to call him Carson

Hey, The Callmecarson (don't call him Carson)

by When_ January 6, 2021

CallmeCarson

Some Random Dude on youtube. Thinking its cool and useful of doin Youtube where he actually just doing stuff and entertain people

Me: Hey did you watched CallmeCarson's new vid?

Friend: What's a "CallmeCarson". And why aren't my legs shaved?

by Bagplays July 7, 2019

The callmecarson effect

Calling someone a pedophile when they date someone whos one year younger than them.

Callmecarson dated a 17 year old when he was 19. People labed him a pedophile. Now everyone on Twitter calls a one year age gap pedophilia
This is The callmecarson effect

by Blackknight666 February 14, 2021

Callmecarson

A gamer.

“ Hey man I feel like callmecarson rn in fortnite”

by MinecraftcitobroGG February 28, 2020

Callmecarson

..........,

Is callmecarson in jail? (Google search)

by I lost the big game March 28, 2021