Calin Obrian has the smallest penis in history. His penis is so small that you feel bad and say ''awww'' when you see it. Due to the size it accumulates an enormous amount of dick cheese smelling like stinky moldy feet. Calin struggles to understand english and because of this he pulls disgustedly ugly girls with his girlfriend being the exception.
I suggest that you stay away from Calin Obrian unless you want to transmit genital herpes, and gonorrhoea.
I suggest that you stay away from Calin Obrian unless you want to transmit genital herpes, and gonorrhoea.
Person 1: Omg did you smell that?
Person 2: Yeah, i'm pretty sure that is Calin Obrian i saw him walk in
Person 2: Yeah, i'm pretty sure that is Calin Obrian i saw him walk in
by loyalBBplayz December 1, 2022
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Get the Dirty Calinmug. by ilovepicklejuice January 3, 2025
Get the Calinmug. Who is that looking ass hypocrite wanna-be top?
Oh? That girl? She is Calin
RUN! IT'S CALIN THE FRENCH FRIE
Oh? That girl? She is Calin
RUN! IT'S CALIN THE FRENCH FRIE
by chüuya April 20, 2020
Get the calin the french friemug. Caribbean sexy girl with undeniable charm.
Without doubt the most unique and true person you will meet in your life! She is very pretty but she doesn’t know it.
Sparkling, always smiling, she will make you feel someone special by her side.
And in bed she will make you feel like a Greek god of Olympus.
Caline is a strong, independent and intelligent woman.
She has a smile that can light up a dark room.
If you are lucky enough to meet a Caline, take care of her, she deserves it.
Without doubt the most unique and true person you will meet in your life! She is very pretty but she doesn’t know it.
Sparkling, always smiling, she will make you feel someone special by her side.
And in bed she will make you feel like a Greek god of Olympus.
Caline is a strong, independent and intelligent woman.
She has a smile that can light up a dark room.
If you are lucky enough to meet a Caline, take care of her, she deserves it.
by Caline's boyfriend November 22, 2021
Get the Calinemug. When you swap the sacramental wine with red-dyed anal lube and then give it to the whole congregation.
by Cayde'sonlyfans November 21, 2021
Get the Dirty Calinmug. Calin Helen is a mesopotamian god , the strongest one to ever have existed and currently still exist. You need to offer her her favourite foods (Noodle Pack , KFC and McDonalds) for her to not punish you into squishing you like a ant...
She also has a unique style of talking...Its like she talks rounding all letters..or maybe its a different language used long ago...?
Her favourite music artist is Billie Eilish and she really likes doing the "one shoulder up" move everytime! It is a little intimidating though...
She also has a unique style of talking...Its like she talks rounding all letters..or maybe its a different language used long ago...?
Her favourite music artist is Billie Eilish and she really likes doing the "one shoulder up" move everytime! It is a little intimidating though...
by Coaielius November 26, 2024
Get the Calin Helenmug.