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exaggerator calibrator

a mental device used to make a notorious exaggerator's stories more truthful.
As she spun her bloated yarn my exaggerator calibrator was working overtime trying to drag the rocketing leviathon back to earth.
by provider44 January 18, 2010
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to be hott;to cause an orgasm//sexual eruption
dayum, that picture calibrates me to a whole new level
by el enn June 25, 2008
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Dance floor Calibrator

A man of age that possesses the skill and determination to inspect and calibrate each corner of the dance floor various musical numbers.
by Comleo January 18, 2011
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by TMA_V12Viper February 22, 2003
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calibration

1) The process of comparing an instrument's output signal with reality. Instruments that measure solar energy tend to "drift", that is, their output signals do not mean the same thing from one time period to another. Because of this, they are periodically (annually or semi-annually) re-calibrated against more reliable instruments.

2) Adjusting a measuring instrument to make it accurate. The set of operations which establish, under specified conditions, the relationship between values indicated by a measuring instrument or measuring system and the corresponding values of a quantity realized by a reference standard.

3) The act of adjusting the color of one device relative to another, such as a monitor to a printer, or a scanner to a film recorder. Or, it may be the process of adjusting the color of one device to some established standard.
This radio needs some calibration.
by IrishRepublicanArmy December 26, 2003
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Calibrated

Another way of describing someone who is buff, ripped or rather muscular.

Great when associated with guns
Mate, your guns are totally calibrated!

You want to come to the gym with me and get calibrated?
by TheWorldofAndo July 26, 2010
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Taylor’s calibrator doesn’t work because she’s dumb.
by MiniTaylor June 30, 2019
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