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calamitologist

An alarmist climate scientist or other gloom-and-doomster
There was a strong surface warming between the 1890s and the 1940s, followed by a pronounced cooling (and warnings of a catastrophic ice age by some of the same calamitologists who now claim disastrous warming) from the 1940s to the 1970s, then rising temperatures again from the 1970s to today. (Source: James Glassman and Sallie Baliunas, The Weekly Standard, June 25, 2001)
by Steve Schulin April 21, 2005
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Greek Calamine

In french, the phenomenon is only seen in Greece. It's abstract.
Geoffrie: You know the Greek Calamine?
Alecksis: Yes
by The New Jersey Times December 19, 2022
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calamine lotion

pink lotion that you use on something like chicken pox and makes you look retarded, but luckily if you have chicken pox you wont be going anywhere anyway
I put some calamine lotion on the chicken pox and then my girlfriend saw me and said "what the hell is that shit? you look retarded."
by your worst nightmare1 September 10, 2010
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Clamnosis

The act of being hypnotized by the Clam Lady
The only way I can get any pussy is through clamnosis.
by Slippy March 6, 2004
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calminous

calm yet ominous; serene yet subtly foreboding
The weather was calminous: sunny and mild but with a dark thunderhead looming on the horizon.
by J. McCrackan June 18, 2006
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Caliginosity

She waited, blanketed in caliginosity.
by Aesc. February 26, 2009
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Calamitas

Hey, have you heard Calamitas' new joke? It was awesome!
by Errratas May 1, 2020
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