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Cryjaculation

When you are so sad you burst with tears , explosively as they gush from your eyes
Mary graces face flashed red as she cryjaculated, oozing fluids all over the new velvet sofa, she felt so felt so good after such a powerful cryjaculation.
by sean jay April 29, 2024
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crojaculation

When a crow that is packing attempts to shoot a load until becoming self aware and realising that he is infertile.. then he shoots himself rather than a load
"Ay bro, did you see that mega-crojaculation?"
by b1llb1llson April 1, 2025
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Crojaculation

When a crow that is packing attempts to shoot a load until becoming self aware and realising that he is infertile.. then he shoots himself rather than a load
"Ay bro, did you see that crojaculation? That shit was crazy!"
by b1llb1llson April 1, 2025
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Premature Carjackulation

When someone attempts to steal your car while you're still in it.
You: "While I was in the city the other day, someone tried to steal my car before I've even left it!"
Clever friend: "Sounds like a premature carjackulation."
by pseudonympth September 19, 2013
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colon calculation

Colon Calculation: Verb.
The act of pulling numbers and statistics out of ones ass.
Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.
by greenbird23 September 26, 2013
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Pocket Calculation

When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.

Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.
"That girl at the Bar is hot, I might offer to buy her a drink after a quick pocket calculation"
by FaultlessDark November 4, 2016
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Ultimate Calculation

When you take geebs then take dabs directly after. Through my years of research I’ve calculated that this is the way to get the maximum high. Hence the name.
Bro last night me and Josh did ultimate calculation haven’t been that furred in a min.
by Zzid July 10, 2021
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