God "Hahaha! Aw, don't be a spoiled-sport.... Ouch... Stings a little bit... Weird..."

Lucifer 😤 *Storms off*

God "Nah, Hey! That's kind of fun. Do another."

Lucifer "A ROCK TOO HEAVY FOR YOU TO LIFT!"

God "Bam! A rock whose weight is directly proportionate to the amount of force used to try and lift it. Can't lift it. Even with an infinite amount of force."

Lucifer 😒 "But if you can't lift the rock then..."

God "If the space around the rock decreases the weight of all things within the space by a factor of 1 then I can still lift it. If it doesn't; I can't..."

Lucifer "ARGH!" *Storms off again*

God "Ha! Imagine if there was a guy that said that... Like, canonically... He could put a thing on some goo... Ride around on it or something... Give him an eye patch... He'd be all... 'Argh!'... That'd be neat, right? Heh..."

Lucifer 🤦 ♂️

God "There once was a guy who did that thing I said... And then there was this other guy... And then he, like, tried to stop the first guy or something... Hmm... Storytelling could use some work... Meh, I'll work on it..."

Lucifer 👿 "And what are you going to do? You're just going to sit there in the cage?"

God "Hmm? Yeah, er, I donno... I don't really have to DO anything... Do a dance or something... Take a nap..." 🤷

Cage? by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

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Cage.

Yup... Another part to the cage thing... Hope you're ready.... It's going to be a good one.

Lucifer "Back to the cage.... Oh, not THIS place again! What in the..."

God "Hey, look! I made a guy!"

Adam "Hello."

Lucifer "Oh great it talks-What in the hell is going on here!? You made a guy!? Why would you even-"

God "Yup. I made a guy. He's like us... Kind of. It's pretty good, man, I'm having him name all the stuff."

Lucifer "Great! Just great! You know there's an ethical-"

God "Hey, we're gonna go name some stuff, alright? See ya later!"

Lucifer 😮 💨 "..... Alright...."

*A few hours later*

Lucifer "Oh great... There's two of them..."

God "We're back! Man, that was fun! We named a bunch of stuff today."

Lucifer "Care to explain... That?"

God "Ooooh... Right. Yeah, Adam was saying that he gets a little lonely when I'm not around so... There. I made her out of one of his ribs."

Eve "Hello."

Lucifer 😮 💨 "So, what? Now he has an odd number of ribs?"

God "What? No. That would be stupid-"

Lucifer "AAAAHH!! OK! YUP! You're right! Why would I think that!? How could I have been so stupid!?"

God "It's ok but calm down you're gonna scare em."

Adam & Eve 😖

Adam "Snake!" 🫵

God "Ope! Ha! You're snake! That's hilarious!"

Lucifer "I'm not a snake..."

God "Well, this has been fun but I need a nap. Goodnight everybody!"

Cage. by Hym Iam February 18, 2023

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cage nigga

a nigga locked up in jail

Damn, that nigga just got locked up. He a cage nigga.

cage nigga by Sam Young March 3, 2007