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caffeine whore

A person who cannot function without regular caffeine fixes. A person who drinks most of the coffee in the coffee room, leaving none for anybody else. A person who will borrow money or steal coffee just to get a fix.
"There's no coffee left, that caffeine whore drank it all."
by Jeanette February 16, 2005
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caffeine

the only reason Americans make it to class or their jobs
Why didn't you go to work today?

I didn't drink caffeine
by jsgiv May 19, 2008
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caffeine

(student is holding coffee in hand)
Random Person: you better watch out, they say caffeine is the gateway drug!
by SarahSANITY July 15, 2007
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caffeine o'clock

The time at which caffeine is required to commence or continue mental and/or social function. Most common towards the end of the week or during a night shift.

See also "half past caffeine"
Person 1: "You've been staring at that screen for an hour, and haven't done a thing. You know this work's due in an hour right?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I got like four hours sleep and can't concentrate. It's definitely caffeine o'clock."
by archangel62 May 28, 2009
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Caffeine Rage

The anger that comes out of nowhere when you've had the extra 2 or 3 cups of coffee that you're body's not used to.
Did you see Jeff get all bent out of shape over that car pulling out. He's always so nice. With all the bawls bottles in his backseat...that's the look of "Caffeine Rage".
by alohaman December 9, 2008
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Caffeine Spray

The unfortunate bowel movement that usually occurs after your morning coffee.
That cappucino was STRONG!!! I've gotta go hit the toilet for a caffeine spray!
by BJG83 November 28, 2010
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Caffeine Hell

Being a caffeine addict and not having access to or means to procure caffeine. Usually followed by headaches, irritability, slight weakness, disorientation and possible sensitivity to light/sound.
"I ran out of coffee and I'm broke until the 15th, which is three days from now. I guess I'll be taking a little trip to caffeine hell, but on the third day I will rise again."
by sweet_sagittarius January 20, 2012
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