Fucktardian Cuntwaffle

A person who does something that is absolutely unbelievably fucktarded.
I can’t believe you wrecked my truck you Fucktardian Cuntwaffle.
by The Kid From Up June 04, 2020
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Chris: i hate waffles

Awstyn: damn. What a Cuntwaffle
by Awstyn™ December 13, 2019
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Cuntwaffle

Someone who is as good as the breakfast food, except at being a cunt.
"Dude I fucked some twins last night but you weren't there"
"I was with you most of the night until you said you were just going home..."
"Well I should have called you, but I was pretty busy"
"Fuckin' cuntwaffle"
by Civicus April 17, 2016
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Cuntwaffle

Word for mildy psychotic woman usually from west sydney.
Can easily be spotted they sport yellow fords with dinged quarter panels from crappy driving skills
by Daveo81 November 24, 2018
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Cuntwaffle

A boy who likes to break peoples hearts and leads them on, telling them he loves them when In reality it’s all a lie.
by Yea I’m deffo drunk... October 11, 2020
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Cuntwaffle

The state of being such a cunt that you are become a bluewaffle. This can happen when a rather large woman sits on your face and you are given the mixer.
Miki: look at the guy over there
Midget: yeah what a cuntwaffle
by Raphhhhhhhhhhh July 11, 2014
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Cuntwaffle

When girls cum on a waffle and eat it
by Speedmountaincracksinmtback April 03, 2017
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