Cumsicle

When a man masturbates and ejaculates on his own penis. He then puts his penis in an ice chest, freezer, etc. After the sperm has become frozen over the man's penis his male or female partner must suck it off.

"Jody! look what I got for yuh!"

"Oh my isn't that a big popsicle!"

"Baby, this aint no popsicle, it's a CUMsicle!"

by Skid Mark My Face April 26, 2009

cumsicle

Proper name for a raging beast often spotted in Hashing events in Florida, Texas and Qatar. Known to consume large amounts of alcohol, and prone to engage in acts of debauchery.

Did you see what Cumsicle did at last week's Hash?

by [e-mail] December 2, 2003

Cumsicle

A cumsicle can be defined in many different ways. For example, fuckboy, dick chode, fuck ass, and cumtart supreme. A cumsicle is basically a (usually heterosexual) male who lives on being a giant fucking prick.

How to spot a cumsicle:
;)
Can't draw dicks for shit
Lil dick mf
Acts like he's better than everyone
Has a cracked iPhone

Wears nothing buy Nike

Person 1: You little fucking cumsicle!
Person 2: lmao you know you love me though babe

by hellafucked November 22, 2016

Cumsicle

Cumsicle is when semen is frozen and bitches lick it like a snack.

Jessica got a cumsicle at the sperm bank and she licked it until it was gone.

by Cumback kids July 18, 2017

cumsicle

the warm cum frozen on a stick

you make delicious cumsicles

by landin porson March 8, 2019

Cumsicle

Cumsicle

Cumsicle
The act when someone wants to get someone pregnant without sex, (or if one wants a tasteful treat) they explode cum onto a popsicle stick, and is then put into a freezer for later to be shoved up a woman’s pussy. (Or for a hot summer day)

by Lumberjack92 December 11, 2019

Cumsicle

When you freeze ur cum and give it to your girl as an ice lolly

Babe do you want a Cumsicle?

by chronometer2222 January 6, 2021