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Red Canning It

When at a party, while everybody is drinking, you are sipping on non-alcoholic beer.

The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.

Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).

Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and

5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.
Dude One: Dude Two! She totally made out with me while I was red canning it. I remember the whole thing!

Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?
by InsertPseudoNameHere January 16, 2011
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fat channing

1. English verb meaning "To mess something up"
2. Totally F* that up
3.To waste an opportunity.
1. The lighting was perfect for this shot and I totally fat channinged it.
2. I totally fat channinged that pick up line.
by CheesyChester October 14, 2014
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channingoo

To slap someone with a fish or any other aquatic animal.
I really just want to channingoo him jeez.
by Neko45 November 21, 2019
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Channing Tatum

Only the Hottest man to walk this planet...
Dude that white guy in Coach Carter was hot as hell...
Wait til you see his package on www.iballer.com
by Chexy February 6, 2005
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Masturbating outside. It is usually performed in a tent or a gazebo-like structure.
"I'll be right in dear! I'm just cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel!
by Wet-Mice December 12, 2011
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Craining

Craining is the act of ejaculating on someone's face
Last night I had some awesome sex with your mother and i finished by craining on your mum's face
by Diadem Phillips October 15, 2010
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cranking it

1. spank it
2. whack it
3. stroke it
4. masturbation
I was really cranking it last night, I filled in some cracks on the ceiling.
by Bud E Love May 7, 2003
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