A Capman is an awesome person with a spectacular sense of humor. A Capman knows how to through a partyand always have great stories to tell
by GolfMikeCharlie February 19, 2011
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Teachers are highly overpaid, the district spoils it with money and the girl to guy ratio is like 9.7. If you want intensive therapy for the rest of you're life, go to CPMA.
Teachers are highly overpaid, the district spoils it with money and the girl to guy ratio is like 9.7. If you want intensive therapy for the rest of you're life, go to CPMA.
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by Yourbestfriend November 3, 2022
Get the CSPUMAA mug.Stands for Constitutional Sheriff's Peace Officers Association. A group of dirty cops nationwide who believe in the Constitution, as they interpret it, not the Supreme Court. They advocate for the dissolution of the USA by separating into 50 sovereign states.
An anti-government extremist movement inside our law enforcement agencies who believe that constitutional rights only apply to them, not anyone else.
An anti-government extremist movement inside our law enforcement agencies who believe that constitutional rights only apply to them, not anyone else.
"There was an outside contractor present at chemical plant explosion, but there was nothing to link him to the scene of the crime. I conclude it as a freak accident," said Sheriff Conner, a member of the CSPOA.
Defendant: "You violated my rights!"
CSPOA Sheriff - "The original framers of the Constitution did not have in mind any of the so-called rights that defendant alleges to have been violated. Because no right initially existed, it is impossible for me to have violated it."
CSPOA Officer- "I didn't arrest him for molesting those children because he told me that he was a sovereign citizen and that his religious beliefs allow him to have multiple underage wives. I have to honor that, because it says so in the First Amendment. He committed no crime."
Defendant: "You violated my rights!"
CSPOA Sheriff - "The original framers of the Constitution did not have in mind any of the so-called rights that defendant alleges to have been violated. Because no right initially existed, it is impossible for me to have violated it."
CSPOA Officer- "I didn't arrest him for molesting those children because he told me that he was a sovereign citizen and that his religious beliefs allow him to have multiple underage wives. I have to honor that, because it says so in the First Amendment. He committed no crime."
by Joey2dope May 25, 2023
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