creamer

a whore who craves sperm
jess: did you swallow ??
Ello: why yes

jess: ew you creamer
by feminist 4 lyf ** May 05, 2011
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Creamer

A person who acts excessively white and has an attitude of "im better than everyone else because im more successful and follow more rules". Creamers are typically the ones who Would walk on the sidewalk and as you pass along riding a bike they would make you go around them, despite how tired you look. They usually have a large amount of money, which adds to the fact that they think themselves as higher rank than anyone else who is different then them. However, a large amount of money isn't needed to be a creamer, just simply the attitude and pride.
"That creamer is putting sunscreen on her child at the movie theaters??"

"Look at that creamer, he has a fanny pack!"
by CoolkidUpfront August 24, 2011
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The creamer

when you take your dick and shove it in a girls asshole until you cream in her anus
I performed the creamer on my girlfriend and she loved it
by fuckerfuckity March 22, 2017
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Ryan Creamer

The guy who actually fixes your pipes
Hot single mom: can you fix my pipes
Ryan creamer: sure!
by Time for crab May 30, 2019
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champagne creamer

When a man gets a blowjob and farts at the same time he ejaculates thus creating the effect of a champagne bottle being opened
Susie was givin me head last night and I farted right as I blew my load, it was a champagne creamer
by Kurt Inrod February 19, 2015
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Skunked a creamer

Flatulation that causes the expulsion of semen that was acquired during anal sex.
Luckily I decided to wear panties to brunch because I just skunked a creamer.
by Gretchen0.0 November 04, 2017
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The Double Creamer

Getting a blowjob while enjoying a delicious milshake
I took on a date to DQ and got the double creamer in the car.
by walshy1 May 28, 2014
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