Creamer

A person who jizzes their pants when a new product comes out or a famous person is around

A bunch of creamers were lined up outside the Apple store to get the latest iPhone.

by ZoneDogg September 9, 2022

Creamer

A woman who produces an excessive amount of natural vaginal lubrication that it turns into white cream looking fluid during sex. When the woman is penetrated, air enters the lubrication making the fluid resemble a milky creamy substance.

Man 1: Bro you won’t believe it but Sareena from last night was a creamer!

Man 2: No way.

Man 1: I swear! While I was fucking her she was creaming all over my dick, it was so hot.

by Nater101 January 12, 2025

Creamer

Someone who listens to the cars rule everything around me podcast hosted by top dead centre (Edwin, will and ben)

Yo I'm a creamer

by Jklewis November 2, 2025

Creamer party

Dumping an entire bottle of creamer on the floor, getting naked, and flopping around like a fish in the creamer.

"Lets have a Creamer Party!" "Totally!"

by Sapphire213 January 28, 2017

Creamer Deluxe

The act of kissing your child "good night" right after you applied oral sex, and could possibly leave your son/daughter with the taste of semin in their mouth, or a couple of pubes to think about.

I was watching Suzie through the window last night, and she gave her son Tommy the creamer deluxe

by ND Ajax student March 25, 2009

Ryan Creamer

The guy who actually fixes your pipes

Hot single mom: can you fix my pipes
Ryan creamer: sure!

by Time for crab May 30, 2019

champagne creamer

When a man gets a blowjob and farts at the same time he ejaculates thus creating the effect of a champagne bottle being opened

Susie was givin me head last night and I farted right as I blew my load, it was a champagne creamer

by Kurt Inrod February 19, 2015